A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day the 70 year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on - the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explains: "Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but, nothing. Then I tried with-my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She - tried with her right hand, with nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She - even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth-out, and still nothing. We even called up the lady next door and-she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" the old man replied, "yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the DAMN jar open!"
2006-07-06 21:47:19 · 14 answers · asked by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i cant stop laughing.
that rocks.
im cracking up.
HAHAHAHA
you go gurl! can we have some more plz?
2006-07-06 21:55:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
This is good.So good that I'm going to have to remember it to tell it to my mom.She'll love it!I would like to know why a 70 year old man would need a sperm count.Fiesty old man!
2006-07-07 05:04:40 · answer #2 · answered by kimberli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it nearly freaked me out reading this but the last bit was a whew. I mean jeez a 70 year old man?
2006-07-07 05:03:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute ending
2006-07-07 05:13:10 · answer #4 · answered by # one 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute.
2006-07-07 05:10:50 · answer #5 · answered by lazeydazey_63845 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats a good one
2006-07-07 04:51:39 · answer #6 · answered by sball124 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hat was really funny
2006-07-07 05:02:27 · answer #7 · answered by angeleyes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny every time...lol
2006-07-07 04:52:44 · answer #8 · answered by freak_on_a_leash_666 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol this is funny as hell
2006-07-07 06:02:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was too funny.
2006-07-07 07:17:58 · answer #10 · answered by ticklefoot 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋