Where is the best place to find dirty jokes and riddles?

Answer 1

I don't know about the best thats for sure-
But there are plenty of Jokers on the net.
Here are a bunch of links from google.
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Jokes+riddles

Answer 2

Right here, try this I just received so excuse the spelling because its not mine:

An out of work pianist with Tourettes Syndrome is strolling around
the streets and bars of Soho one unemployed afternoon. Walking down Dean Street he sees a lounge bar with a sign in the window 'Pianist wanted for evening performances'. 'F*cking get in there you c*nt!' he says to himself and goes to the bar. 'Get the f*cking manager of this pigs sh*t middle class w*nkhole
please you salad tossing pig f*cker!', he says to a somewhat startled barman. The barman however obliges and his manager comes upstairs. 'Can I help you sir?' he says 'Yes you can you fat piece of sh*t, I saw your poxy advert in the c*nting window and I'm here to audition.....w*nker.' The manager is naturally put off by the man's abrasive manner but his dire need for a top class pianist forces him to agree to an audition. The first tune the Pianist plays is an uplifting jazzy number, not
too involving, yet utterly melodic. At the end the thrilled barman cries, 'Wonderful, wonderful. What was that called?' 'That song, you big nosed tw*t, was called "Excuse me prime minister but I just jizzed in your daughter's eye, and now the c*nts blind... 'Oh' says the manager 'err, can you play me another. Something a
little less "lively". 'W*nker..' interjects the pianist before launching into a powerful ballad which leaves the manager in tears. The manager through his salty teardrops asks him the title. 'That little number was called "Sometimes when you do a bird up the sh*tbox you get crap on your bell end.' 'I see' says the manager, 'Have you got any songs with less offensive titles?' 'Well there's my jazz number "Do you want me to split your
ringpiece", or there's the epic "I don't care if you're older my
dear, you've still got nice jugs". 'Look' says the manager interrupting, 'I think you're a superb pianist but the title of your songs are a little "racy". I will hire you on the condition that you do not introduce your songs or speak to the audience.' 'F*ck it' says the pianist 'Why not'. On his first night everything is going superbly the crowd is lapping up his repertoire and his silence is being perceived as modesty. The only thing putting off the pianist is that in the front row there is a gorgeous blonde in a black evening dress with a split up the side revealing the tops of her stockings, and a plunging neckline which boasts a proud and inviting cleavage. During the interval the pianist has got such a stonking hard on that he decides to go to the bog and knock one out. Just as he has shot his muck he hears himself being re-introduced over the tannoy, so he rushes back to the stage and
finishes his act. After the show he is at the bar relaxing when the
blonde approaches him. 'Hi' she says. 'Hello' he winces, struggling to hold in the expletives. She leans over and whispers in his ear, 'Do you know your c*ck is hanging out of your trousers, and spunk is dribbling onto your shoes?' 'Know it?' says the pianist putting his beer on the bar confidently, 'I f*cking wrote it!!!'

Answer 3

impressive, it wasn't a question yet you already knew that so seem out for a lurking troll who will probably document you ( see you later as you already are conscious of it wont be me,) I not in any respect have or will document all of us. If i don't like something I in simple terms bypass it by using. become that an same Paddy who kept praying to God for a lottery win and after many years of failure he requested God why he hadn't helped him to win and God stated; "Paddy, meet me 0.5 way, purchase a value ticket!" that is now open season on the Irish after that Lisbon treaty vote comic tale.

Answer 4

If you want sick jokes try www.b3ta.com. No riddles though...

Answer 5

The internet

Answer 6

jokes.com, no riddles, but u get jokes of all varieties.

Answer 7

my head. .. but i got no answers for riddles just more riddles:)))

Answer 8

My place
Whilst I am busy you could read them
On the CEILING
You will love it

Answer 9

www.funnyjunk.com
www.jackassjokes.com
abceda.com/dirtyjoke.htm
www.dirtyjokesinc.com
www.dirtylaughs.com
www.startingpage.com/html/dirty_jokes.html
jokes.variousstuff.net
www.randomjoke.com/topiclist.html

Answer 10

I don't know but your hot, how old are you?