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There were three men, one Irishman, one
Englishman and one Welshman, and they went to the
desert.

The Irishman took a bottle of wine, the
Welshman took an umbrella and the Englishman took
a car door. Another stranger said he would give
them a camel if they told him why they were
taking the things they were carrying. The
Irishman said, "In case I get thirsty," the
Welshman said, "in case it rains," and the
Englishman said "because if it gets hot I can
wind down the window."

2006-07-06 21:36:19 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

may have been a old joke but it still put a smile on my face! smile sweetie!

2006-07-06 22:03:36 · answer #1 · answered by perfect_demise 2 · 2 0

Here's a joke. An American, a French and a Romanian were all on the plane. One moment the American says:"We just past America". The others are asking him how does he know.
He answers: I saw the Liberty Statue."
After that the French man said: "We just passed France". The guys are asking him how does he know, he says:" I saw the Eiffel Turn"
The Romanian puts his hand out of the window looks at his hand then says: "We just passed Romania"
The passengers ask :"How do you know?"
The Romanian says: "My watch is gone"

2006-07-07 04:49:41 · answer #2 · answered by Soso 3 · 0 0

And the 3 men gave the stranger their belongings in exchange and he sat in the shade of the umbrella beside the open window and drank his wine.

2006-07-07 04:43:18 · answer #3 · answered by # one 6 · 0 0

And I always thought Mr Bean was the only stupid Englishman....lol.

2006-07-07 05:45:07 · answer #4 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0 0

aaarrrgh! that was so stupid. I feel like killing that Englishman right now! oh, God. I've never heard anything so stupid in my life.

2006-07-07 04:47:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

*long pause, as all the English people try to figure out the joke*

2006-07-07 04:40:17 · answer #6 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0 0

dunt u think u had copied this joke cuz i had heard it so many tyms and read it from this website also

2006-07-07 04:39:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hahah... silly silly

2006-07-07 11:01:39 · answer #8 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0 0

oh no

2006-07-07 05:55:30 · answer #9 · answered by The Pooh-Stick Kid 3 · 0 0

hhahahaha ..... that was silly of him .... ;)

2006-07-08 15:29:19 · answer #10 · answered by simply_boring 4 · 0 0

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