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If yournext door neighbour owns a Peacock, and it flys into your garden (yard for the Americans), and lays an egg. Who does the egg belong to?

2006-07-06 21:14:19 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

28 answers

Because peacocks do not lay eggs, being male and all that, I think some scientific research institute would want to lay claim to the egg

2006-07-06 21:23:09 · answer #1 · answered by dumberthangeorgebush 5 · 0 1

So what if the peacock can't lay eggs? That wasn't his question.

The man asked who's is this egg, mine, my neighbor's or the peacock's?

Who are we to judge this peacock if it can lay eggs?

I think a lawyer's answer would solve this problem..

2006-07-07 09:53:59 · answer #2 · answered by dimitraros 1 · 0 0

Peacocks dont lay eggs they are male

2006-07-07 04:33:19 · answer #3 · answered by Ghana Rulez 3 · 0 0

Possession is 9 10ths of the law - or some s**t like that. But do you really want a Peacock egg? and aren't they really noisy little ba***rds to live next door to?

2006-07-07 04:18:47 · answer #4 · answered by moblopo36 2 · 0 0

nobody. peacocks don't lay eggs. they're the males. peahens are the females. :D yay birdies!!!

p.s. peacocks and peahens do fly but not very far. i saw it at the zoo. lol they escaped and flew up on the mini train station. they flutter like mad and don't go farther than 6 feet i wud say and are close to the ground. or they flutter madder and can go up but not to far distance wise. it was a long time ago but boy did that peacock want that peahen...

2006-07-07 04:17:16 · answer #5 · answered by lordessdanioz 3 · 0 0

Peacocks do not lay eggs, but you sure did with this question!!

2006-07-07 04:20:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Definitely the peacock.

2006-07-07 04:18:47 · answer #7 · answered by jdc591 5 · 0 0

The peacock can't lay eggs because its male.
Only a peahen can do that.

2006-07-07 04:18:24 · answer #8 · answered by meloncory 1 · 0 0

Peacocks can't fly!!! Or lay eggs!!! Peahens...now ur talking. It's the peahen's egg fair nd square...I think!

2006-07-07 07:18:37 · answer #9 · answered by McMick 2 · 0 0

Peacock's dont lay eggs, thats up to the peahen's. :)

2006-07-07 04:18:35 · answer #10 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0 0

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