Joke, hope you like it.....?

Question

A man and woman were on their way to get married in vegas when they die in a car wreck. They get to heaven and beg St. Peter to find them a priest or preacher to marry them. St. P leaves and is gone for several weeks. He comes back with preacher in tow. Couple is married. About a week later they come back to St. Peter and tell him that they need to be divorced becuase they think they have made big mistake with whole eternity thing and all. St. Pete throws his hands up in discust and says,"It took me weeks to find a preacher that was worthy enough to come to heaven, do you realize how long it will take me to find a LAWYER worthy enough?"

Answer 1

Here's one you should get a kick out of


One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked Lil Johnny to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?" Lil Johnny replied "No, I don't," "OK, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your mommy before he goes to work." Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out ! It's a piece of asss !"

LOL .... worth 10 pts ??? ; )

Answer 2

That one's older than St. Peter!

Thx 4 the pts.

Answer 3

LOL, Like It! I didn't figure this one out - Before the punch line!!!
They just might be married for (eternity.)

Answer 4

That was really cute. I just copied and pasted and sent to everyone I know.

Answer 5

Good one. Warm fuzzies. (props 2 you)

Answer 6

LMAO that was effing awesome! wow you're awesome tell some more!!! check ya later ♥

Answer 7

Huh?

Answer 8

I liked it. Very good.

Answer 9

That's funny!

Answer 10

Quite true.