A monk dies and goes to heaven. He decides that he is going to spend the next few thouand years reading every Bible in every translation since the very first scriptures.
So the bald litle dude starts to read. He's been reading for about 1 to 2 hundred years when suddenly he screams. 'NO I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WE MADE A MISTAKE.' St.Peter and the angels rush in and ask if he's alright. 'WE MADE A MISTAKE I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. ALL THOSE YEARS AND FOR NOTHING. What's wrong asks St. P (who was a very nice chap and not at all boring,)
'WE GOT IT WRONG WHAT A WASTE. IT SAYS 'CELEBRATE.'
2006-07-06 20:59:35 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Some people are dumb aren't they. Read He's a monk what can't Monks Nun do??????
Rememebr they get nun.
2006-07-06 21:10:28 · update #1
Blue sky king better???? shame he can't spell
2006-07-06 21:32:26 · update #2
ahahahaha!! 2 thumbs up^^ lolz!
2006-07-06 21:07:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats crap, not as good as:
their was a new stamp with a cliturace on it but it had to be taken of the shelves as only 5% of men new how to lick it properly
2006-07-06 21:02:57 · answer #2 · answered by sky_blue_king 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol poor monk.
2006-07-06 21:05:53 · answer #3 · answered by lordessdanioz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i feel sorry 4 u cause u sent all that time writing the joke and it does not even make sence well never mind
2006-07-07 00:23:40 · answer #4 · answered by deborahlouiseclarke20 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so-so but for the ones who didnt get it the word they messed up was celibate
2006-07-06 21:07:09 · answer #5 · answered by corinna g 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummmm okay? try again sweetheart check ya later â¥
2006-07-06 21:06:17 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was funny
2006-07-06 23:00:23 · answer #7 · answered by The Pooh-Stick Kid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard better.
2006-07-06 21:06:26 · answer #8 · answered by moblopo36 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-07-08 03:20:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats a fukin good one and its going into my collection!!!!!! fantasic
2006-07-06 22:19:26 · answer #10 · answered by kimmie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋