Men are like placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like bike helmets.
They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
Men are like government bonds.
They take so long to mature.
Men are like parking spots.
The good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.
Men are like copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Men are like lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Men are like high heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like curling irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
Men are like mini skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
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2006-07-06 20:49:23 · 17 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yeah i'm single that's also because i'm 15 and i don't care about dating right now
2006-07-06 20:55:53 · update #1
well , at least we are consistent and do what is expected of us
2006-07-06 20:54:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 15⤊ 1⤋
Agreed
2006-07-07 03:57:02 · answer #2 · answered by evi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Also -
Man are like DONKEY - always carrying other's load (in home Family - in office Boss's)
Man are like VIOLIN - Girls always pulls the strings
Man are like INSULATION - Protects his family from all the problems.
Man are like COMPUTER - wife expect him to do what is asked and should not use his own brain.
2006-07-07 04:13:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache."
2006-07-07 03:56:44 · answer #4 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was real cute. Not all of it is true though. My husband is absolutely amazing and wonderful I could never ever complain
2006-07-07 03:53:42 · answer #5 · answered by Lisa&Michael U 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it!!!
especially men are like parking spots!
2006-07-07 04:11:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
all the reasons are the consequences of the women society
2006-07-07 03:53:27 · answer #7 · answered by dancingdoll 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Technically, some of the statements above are true... LoL...
Cheers..(",)
2006-07-07 06:00:43 · answer #8 · answered by Ellusive Lady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee hee! hey but what about "waterproof" mascara? where are all the "emotionproof" men?
2006-07-07 04:09:31 · answer #9 · answered by lordessdanioz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, if you are not yet a lesbian you should think seriously about this. You really need a woman!
2006-07-07 04:02:53 · answer #10 · answered by xenos mc 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha.. good one! =D i agree with that 'Men are like parking spots'!
2006-07-07 04:06:14 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋