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Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.

"Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"

"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.

"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."

"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"

"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."

"Sensible" says Jeff.

"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."

"And what happened then?"

(Paul slumps back over the bar again.)

"I kicked her in the face."

hehe

2006-07-06 20:29:46 · 14 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

Ugh! hahah... thats bad bad bad... lol

2006-07-06 20:34:36 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 8 1

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2016-11-06 00:48:10 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

I want to know how Paul felt trying to remove the duct tape...or is it still there? O.o...

2006-07-06 20:40:15 · answer #3 · answered by lordessdanioz 3 · 0 0

I think he duct tape removal answer was the best part of this one :)

2006-07-06 20:50:12 · answer #4 · answered by Kerry 2 · 0 0

Thats a good one....8/10

2006-07-06 21:26:40 · answer #5 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0 0

We'll give you a big 5 for a score!

2006-07-06 20:39:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I had that exact same problem once before so I know just how he feels.

2006-07-06 20:35:02 · answer #7 · answered by theuntouchablejdub 3 · 0 0

cheers for the laugh

2006-07-06 21:31:16 · answer #8 · answered by corinna g 3 · 0 0

LMAO!!!!! Thats a real good one now!!!!! Joke of the night indeed!!

2006-07-06 20:49:31 · answer #9 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 0 0

LoL... nice.. and i thought the girl will thought he had no dick..


Cheers..(",)

2006-07-06 23:02:49 · answer #10 · answered by Ellusive Lady 3 · 0 0

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