Theaufalus Thistle, the usuccessful thistle sifter,
While sifting a sieve of unsifted thistles,
Thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb,
So see that thou, while sifting a sieve of unsifted thistles,
Thrust not three thousand thistles through the thick of thy thumb.
Now post your favorite!!
2006-07-06 20:16:08 · 14 answers · asked by kutulu2003 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Whoever comes up with the best one that I haven't heard before gets the points.
2006-07-07 13:23:13 · update #1
1.Pretty Kitty Creighton had a cotton batten cat. The cotton batten cat was bitten by a rat. The kitten that was bitten had a button for an eye, and biting off the button made the cotton batten fly.
2.Suzie,Suzie, working in a shoeshine shop. All day long she sits and shines, all day long she shines and sits, and sits and shines, and shines and sits, and sits and shines, and shine and sits. Suzie, Suzie, working in a shoeshine shop.
3.If you understand, say "understand". If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand", how do i understand that you understand. Understand?
2006-07-06 20:38:52 · answer #1 · answered by ariana 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, those and the ones people have answered are pretty good. But can you: See Sally Sanderson as she sits on the slippery swing by the seashore in the sunshine all the time?
2006-07-07 03:45:47 · answer #2 · answered by Joga Bonito 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Betty bought a butter but butter was bitter so she bought a better butter to make the bitter butter better.
green geese in a green field grazing.
red bulb blue bulb.
cycle rally lorry rally.
a proper copper coffee pot
2006-07-07 06:14:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow wow wow... i got my tongue twisted!
i;ve got a very simple one :))
she sells sea shells in the sea shore
bitty botty bought some butter but the butter was bitter so to make the bitter butter better bitty botty bought some more butter!
2006-07-07 03:20:22 · answer #4 · answered by pearl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She sells sea shells on the sea shore.
Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair fuzzy wuzzy wasnt so fuzzy was he?
2006-07-07 03:21:47 · answer #5 · answered by Music Freak! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
betty bought some butter, was bitter, to make the bitter butter better, betty bought some better butter....
she sells seashells in the sea shore........
2006-07-07 03:57:44 · answer #6 · answered by dancingdoll 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha.. this is fun!!!
i've got some to!
Mr. smith's teeth are thin and lethal.
peter piper picked a peck of pickled pepper, a peck of pickled pepper peter piper picked . if peter piper picked a peck of pickled peper, where's the peck of pickled pepper peter piper picked?!
hope you liked it!!!
2006-07-07 03:36:02 · answer #7 · answered by GrAcE 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one's the toughest-
" The sheikh's sixth sheep is sick "
Try repeating it.
2006-07-07 03:25:49 · answer #8 · answered by Cerebral Assaassin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kukikis-kikis kuku-kuku kaki kakekku karena kuku-kuku kaki kakekku kaku-kaku
try this. this is one of indonesian best tongue (and throat) twister
2006-07-07 03:30:18 · answer #9 · answered by evi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good blood Bad blood!!!!
2006-07-07 03:40:05 · answer #10 · answered by nicegal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋