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He's got a rockin' bod on all those necklaces and I want to pattern my BODY after him before I pattern my LIFE after him?

Does anybody know how he kept the body hair down?

2006-07-06 19:20:36 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Are you talking about Fat Jesus or Skinny Jesus. Skinny Jesus shaved his chest and trimmed his pubes. The older, fatter Jesus let himself go...all chest hair, those rhinestone-covered vestments and those silly large-lens sunglasses.

2006-07-07 09:11:42 · answer #1 · answered by Mr. Anonymous 3 · 3 0

jesus never hit puberty and the beard was fake

but if you what your body hair leave down you should try waxing less hassle then shaving and you have to do it not so often. Or you could always go for one of those hair removal places w/ the laser thing but i cant really tell you anything about those

2006-07-06 19:25:06 · answer #2 · answered by Evil Muffin 2 · 0 0

nicely, regrettably, al 3 will cause them to come back. relying on how a lot and how coarse of hair you've will be how briskly it grows back i'd propose not shaving or nairing it. which will maximum likely make it come back thicker and extra of it! you're also probably to get ingrown hairs this way. inspite of the actuality that waxing is painful, that is going to stay away the longest and wont come back as thick. So i'd propose those out of the three! good success

2016-10-14 05:08:00 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

all these people trying to be so witty making fun of the almighty and his son. It makes me ill. Your not witty your not funny I think you are sad little people with way too much time on your hands. I feel bad for you. The day is coming when you will stand before him and give an account of every word. You don't believe it now, but boy are you in for a rude awakening when that day comes. I would be embarrassed to trade my very soul just trying to be cute. I will pray for you that you see the truth before its too late.

2006-07-06 19:29:10 · answer #4 · answered by chitchenitza 3 · 0 0

To answer your question, I think he waxed it. It seems a very basic technology that could have been done back then. There's no way you can consistently be that smooth by shaving. It just can't happen. I know. That settles it then. WAXING!

2006-07-06 19:26:06 · answer #5 · answered by Aaron Alan 2 · 0 0

You don't need to live like Him coz you certainly can't do that just adhere to his teachings about how to live life to the fullest. Anyway,who knows? He wore long robes and covered all over. Maybe you better ask the deciples who spent time with Him maybe they knew?

2006-07-06 19:30:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Actually, he let his hair grow. I know, because I picked this guy up on the street who looked like Jesus, and when I rubbed my face on his chest hair, it felt heavenly.

2006-07-06 19:23:04 · answer #7 · answered by lowerbearville 6 · 0 0

All natural, he was.

Nearly all pictorial representations of him, even these days, make him to be a hairless white guy with a tan. He was a hairy Jewish guy in reality.

2006-07-06 19:23:34 · answer #8 · answered by PermDude 4 · 0 0

First you will have to get a sex change, everyone knows Jesus was a woman, and yes...she waxed!

2006-07-07 04:46:39 · answer #9 · answered by HOT A$S 2 · 0 0

He clipped his hair with a sharpened shard of granite and rubbed the two shards together to cut his hair.

2006-07-06 19:23:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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