I had sex with my neighbors tree and the tree was only 15 years old so I was arrested for having sex with a minor and I had to go to jail for 2 months so before I went to jail I bought my g/f a dildo to keep her happy and she bought me a blow up doll so I wouldn't have to keep Bubba happy in jail. The problem is what I am sure is a very common problem and happens all the time . When I got out of jail I found out that my blow up doll was 6 weeks pregnant and I am not sure if it is Bubba's or mine and the kicker is my g/f is 6weeks pregnant to the dildo I bought her.My question is what are our chances of living a normal life and being a typical disfuncitial American family ? There is humor and non humor here !!! take it as you wish or take it for the sickness that it is. But you all know that if you just take a little side street by accident down through the shadows your life could become weirder than this Question and much more complicated . Answers on the 1st part only please.
2006-07-06 19:03:43 · 17 answers · asked by irishlad 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I just read this question this morning and wrote it all wrong . My only excuse is that I wrote it after I came home drunk late last night.
2006-07-07 04:56:51 · update #1
Thanks for the answers anyway
2006-07-07 04:57:44 · update #2
Ok so you like to write.....and you're testing your ability here.
My opinion would be.........dont give up your day job.
2006-07-08 07:33:55 · answer #1 · answered by iyamacog 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Teehee, I know, you marry the girl, or the dildo and the blow up doll marries the dildo or your girl and you guys can all enjoy tax breaks while you raise your inflatable plastic children :) Now please take out life insurance policies for the spouses because I hear they're easily broken and you'd want the offspring to have a legacy, right?
2006-07-07 03:35:54 · answer #2 · answered by Mariah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think if the dildo can impregnate your wife than you have it made man. Thats less work for you. Just use your doll because even if you do get her knocked up again...an inflatable baby cant cry and you dont have to feed it. and as for Bubba, its hard to pay child support from jail. Oh and tell the tree to call me.
2006-07-07 02:09:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
All I can say is that nobody is perfect. Everyone will make at least one mistake in their life. I just don't think you can live an honest normal life if you're truly a dysfunctional person.
2006-07-07 02:11:36 · answer #4 · answered by missy146833 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only a Irishmen could do that!!
Sounds like you have already been down that side street in your life.
2006-07-07 11:39:14 · answer #5 · answered by OU812 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always find the answers at the bottom of a bottle of Paddy whiskey. Good luck.
2006-07-07 12:14:02 · answer #6 · answered by Irish_bi_female 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
getting drunk all the time yeah I would so say your Irish ;) I belive you can live a normal fuctional family life
2006-07-08 10:38:51 · answer #7 · answered by christysjosh_18 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your chances are good and running wild dude. Have a coolio day budz.
2006-07-07 02:21:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is the tree pregnant too?
2006-07-07 10:25:42 · answer #9 · answered by whoanelly00 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, what did the tree think? Was it satisfied? Did it bark?
2006-07-07 02:07:56 · answer #10 · answered by Shooter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋