2006-07-06 18:12:45 · 7 answers · asked by LiN 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He could be the best, but I will leave you one, just to keep you interested in Q&A til he comes back.
New Rules In Hell
A man dies and goes to Hell, where he is greeted by the Devil.
The man looks around and sees no fire or people being tortured, nothing uncomfortable, and asks, "where is all the horrible things that Hell has to offer me? I might as well get started now".
The Devil says, " Things have changed down here".
He asks the man, "Do you like to drink alcohol?"
"Oh, Yes!" replied the man, with a big smile.
"Well you are in luck", Says the Devil, "because on Mondays there is drinking all day, anything that you want"
"Wow, that's sounds great", the man says.
"How about sex? Do you like sex?" the Devil asks.
The man replys, "Love sex, just never could get enough".
The Devil replys, "Well we will take care of that little problem, we have sex all day on Tuesday".
The smile continues to grow wider on the mans face.
He is then asked if he had any homosexual tendancies.
"Absolutely not!", he says emphatically, "I can't stand queers!"
The Devil smile at him and says, "You are really going to hate Wednesdays then."
2006-07-07 09:20:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
dude me and da bears and iamigloo are the best joke tellers here.. look up the jokes you will injoy trust me!
2006-07-07 01:25:27 · answer #2 · answered by perfect_demise 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never heard of him
2006-07-07 01:32:45 · answer #3 · answered by SpideR 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nooooo idea! probably
2006-07-07 01:25:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he should be around... he is always around lol
2006-07-07 01:34:01 · answer #5 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah he is....who is he again
2006-07-07 01:30:01 · answer #6 · answered by lisa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dunno, maybe he is
2006-07-07 01:16:11 · answer #7 · answered by dancingdoll 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋