what is black and white black and white and sits in the corner and cry's?
a preg nun!
what is black and white black and white and sits in the corner and laughs?
the preist who did it!
2006-07-06 17:54:45 · 12 answers · asked by perfect_demise 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You can add this to your nun joke collection.
The Hippie & The Nun!
A Hippie was riding on the bus, and was sitting beside a Nun.
He said to the Nun, "I want to make love to you!"
The Nun replied to the Hippie, "I am a Nun, I can not have sex."
Shortly afterwards the Nun got off at her stop.
The Bus Driver calls the Hippie up to the front of the bus and says, "I know how you can make love to that Nun..."
The Hippie asks, "How?"
"Well," said the driver, "Every Tuesday at midnight the Nun goes to the cemetery and prays. If you dressed up in robes and had some glowing stuff on your face you could pretend you were God and demand sex from her."
"Good idea," the Hippie said.
So on the next Tuesday night he gets dressed up in some robes, puts some stuff on his face to make it glow and goes to the cemetery to wait.
Sure enough the Nun showed up just before midnight, kneeled down and started praying to God.
The Hippie steps out in front of the Nun, face glowing, robes moving in the breeze and said, "I'll answer your prayers Sister, but first you have to make love to me."
The Nun is shocked to see God in front of her. She said, "OK, but it must be anal sex as I have to keep my virginity."
"Fine," said the Hippie.
The Nun then kneels down, pulls up her dress and the Hippie does his thing.
When he is done he stands up, whips off his robes and yells, "HA! HA! I am the Hippie!"
Whereas the Nun stands up, whips off her clothes and said, "HA! HA! I am the Bus Driver!"
2006-07-06 18:29:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i may not have a priest or nun jokes even tho your jokes is hilarious i have 2 jokes story that might make you laugh.
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
2006-07-07 01:33:48 · answer #2 · answered by I'm Bossy!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Thats just wrong. But funny as hell
hahaha
2006-07-07 01:05:31 · answer #3 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That ain't nothing funny... now why would you say something ridiculous like that? You should ashamed of yourself!!!
2006-07-07 01:31:54 · answer #4 · answered by Luci 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe a female penguin
and the fcuker who did is a male penguin.....
2006-07-07 01:10:41 · answer #5 · answered by dancingdoll 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny lol
2006-07-07 01:06:21 · answer #6 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny as hell! get it? priests? nuns? hell? oh, i crack myself up!
2006-07-07 01:27:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny
2006-07-07 00:57:35 · answer #8 · answered by Eternity 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one lol
2006-07-07 00:57:41 · answer #9 · answered by heidielizabeth69 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so so
2006-07-07 01:06:17 · answer #10 · answered by lisa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋