The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I
don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private
place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is:
put the
prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with
satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have
escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison
him."
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes
but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love,
gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a
recently
born foal.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life
sentence,
OKAY!
2006-07-06 17:34:16 · 19 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
eh no i'll have a sequel later lol
2006-07-06 17:48:05 · update #1
Can i make a guess...? Is the wife a blonde? LoL...
Cheers..(",)
2006-07-06 23:04:53 · answer #1 · answered by Ellusive Lady 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
My First Time The sky become darkish The moon become extreme all on my own in simple terms her and that i Her hair so tender Her eyes so blue I knew in simple terms what She had to do Her dermis so tender Her legs so nice I ran my palms Down her backbone i did not understand how yet i tried my best to position my hand On her breasts I keep in mind my concern My quickly beating heart yet slowly she spread Her legs aside And even as she did it I felt no shame unexpectedly The white stuff got here at very last that is complete that is throughout now My first time Milking a cow! :)
2016-10-14 05:03:57 · answer #2 · answered by hanrahan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute. made me chuckle, but not a Roll in the floor, Laugh out loud kinda joke.
2006-07-06 18:37:23 · answer #3 · answered by froggy girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ultimate honey, prisoner is out still
2006-07-06 18:24:08 · answer #4 · answered by dancingdoll 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
totally a joke dude
2006-07-06 17:43:58 · answer #5 · answered by michelle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah... this kinda remind me of the little suzy .... and the teacher says "one day you will be severely disappointed" hahah...
isn't this a bit early for loveit/hateit?
2006-07-06 17:42:39 · answer #6 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool joke. Ha ha!
2006-07-06 17:37:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it!!! Really funny! How'd you come up wit' that?
2006-07-06 17:55:20 · answer #8 · answered by Luci 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice joke
2006-07-06 18:15:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funnie! LOL
2006-07-06 17:38:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋