I fart a lot. The doc says they can't do anything. Funny my fart does not smell. But it is loud? What do I do?

Question

I have a medical problem. My fart is very loud but it does not smell. I can't seem to keep it a secret anymore. When i hold it back, my face gets blue... Please, please help!

Answer 1

Cut back on the sugar intake. Sugar increases gas. Also try taking Gas-X or Bean-O. Good luck!

Answer 2

You don't eat a lot of meat, especially red meat, do you?
Otherwise, phew!
My husband said when he was a young man, it was worse and embarrassing. When going down the hallway at school, he would pass gas then turn around and walk the opposite direction, waving his hand back and forth and going "Phew! Who let out that awful fart."
My Granddaughter, in middle had that problem for awhile. I told her what Grandpa did. It worked for her, too. Apparently, they both grew out of it. Thank God.
Try Tums Xtra-Smoothies( I like peppermint) At least 3, sometimes 4. It might break up the gas. My little dog had stomach problems occassionally, I would give her 1, sometimes 2,(if she would take it) it sure helped her.

Answer 3

Talk to God About It
Sounds like A Typical Case Of IBS (Irital Bowel Syndrome

Answer 4

Either stay home or put a trumpet in your A$$ and join a jazz band.

Answer 5

put a sign that says I have a built in farting machine, random firing,,,

Answer 6

stand real close to people and blame it on someone else, or
maybe you could get a silencer installed

Answer 7

Take Beano or GasX.

Answer 8

watch out your food habits.after eating particular items you may develop gas.For a week stop eating stale food eat fresh food .Drinks lots of water.take enima once week and see the differance

Answer 9

Learn ventriloquism.

Answer 10

Just laugh it's kind of funny.