What is a politcally correct joke?

Question

Even when you tell jokes, people get offended. And I'm not talking about racist or stereotypical jokes. Please give a joke that is actually funny but would not offend any group of people in the world.

No. 3 sees my point exactly. The muffin joke wasn't even a joke.

Answer 1

THREE THINGS TO THINK ABOUT:

1. COWS
2. THE CONSTITUTION
3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

1. COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls.

But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.


2. THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours?

It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.


3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse........

You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians -- it creates a hostile work environment.

Answer 2

The goat joke is gonna piss off PETA.The atom joke is gonna get the attention of Homeland Security.

Answer 3

There were two muffins baking in an oven. The first muffin turned to the second muffin and said, "Geez it sure is hot in here!"
And the other muffin said, "Holy crap, a talking muffin!"

Answer 4

2goats break into a movie theater, and start to munch on films
Goat1: How's the movie?
Goat2: It's ok, but I like the book better
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2Hydrogen atoms walk down the street
H1: I think I lost my electron
H2: Are you sure?
H1: I am positive

Answer 5

Some people are so touchy.
They should stay out of this category & go to religions or something