A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."
Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
2006-07-06 17:15:20 · 12 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol, he may be feeling relieved now, but tomorrow morning in jail he's gonna feel like a real dumba$$!
2006-07-06 17:26:44 · answer #1 · answered by legallyblond2day 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Good 1
2006-07-07 00:25:48 · answer #2 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-07-07 00:19:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha sweet!
2006-07-07 00:27:31 · answer #4 · answered by red dragon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bwahaha
2006-07-07 00:18:55 · answer #5 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha. tht was nice
2006-07-07 00:22:43 · answer #6 · answered by prudentstudent 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! ha! Funny.....
2006-07-07 00:28:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
bwaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ti's hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-07 01:40:40 · answer #8 · answered by I'm Bossy!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.. nice..
Cheers...(",)
2006-07-07 00:21:14 · answer #9 · answered by Ellusive Lady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my god! story of my life!!!!!!!
2006-07-07 01:32:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋