2006-07-06 16:51:40 · 17 answers · asked by boxergirl 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
One of family members is very short, she tells everyone that her mother made her stay under a table so she would never grow up..arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh! and gag
2006-07-06 16:55:13 · answer #1 · answered by reddemonwi55 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My little brother and sister are the king and queen of dumb jokes and just saying stupid things like
^Hell no i wont marry you gosh! will you stop asking gosh!
^hello little girl do you have a little brother tell him Michael Jackson will meet him at never land.hee hee
^Why did the man sleep with a ruler under his pillow?to see how long he could sleep.
^beans,beans the musical fruit,the more you eat the more you toot,the more you toot the better you feel so eat beans with every meal
^ can you get me a milkshake?oh you mean the one that brings all the boys to the yard?*wink *wink*
^ M'kay lets get something straight I have a dog M'kay and hes eating so i need a moment of silence M'kay
That's all i can name but theirs a lot more its so annoying !!
2006-07-07 00:48:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Question. is ur dad a mail man?
Your Answer. No!
Response. What is he a female man???
oh and every time someone says "God bless the hands that made this food." someone has to say "and dont forget the hands that didnt!"
2006-07-06 23:56:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pastor in family. Says at grace: God's neat. Let's eat. It ticks off his siblings-
2006-07-06 23:58:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friend's wife ALWAYS replys "Sew buttons" when ANYONE says "sooooooo". It drives everyone insane.
Not a 'joke' but annoying!!
2006-07-06 23:56:17 · answer #5 · answered by t'kit ez 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My folks say stuff like I used the bathroom yesterday, and when I looked in the toilette I saw ....
i mean, gosh! i don't wnat to know, okay! eeeew!
2006-07-07 00:18:56 · answer #6 · answered by alyssabeth2304 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bless the meat that binds the skin, open your mouth and shove it in! AMEN!!!! I always loved it when my brother said it when I was growing up! Enjoy life!
2006-07-19 11:40:17 · answer #7 · answered by Babette S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Every time we passed a cemetery my Dad would say "people are just dying to get in there. " It drove us all nuts. He is gone now, and I still think of him when I drive by a cemetery.
2006-07-07 00:00:17 · answer #8 · answered by shepherd 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this one every time I was pregnant with my 3 kids almost every day by my father in-law
"WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A PREGNANT WOMAN AND A LIGHT BULB?...... YOU CAN UNSCREW THE LIGHT BULB"
2006-07-19 19:58:55 · answer #9 · answered by Sarah R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't remember any in particular as of right now. Which one does your family pi$$e$ you with?
2006-07-06 23:58:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋