God asked Adam, why he was bummed out. Adam said, he was lonely. God said, I'll make you a wife. She'll worship you, cook, clean, and satisfy you in every conceivable way. She'll never interrupt you watching sports, and will be satisfied with the first answer you give her always. Adam asked,"How much would this cost?" God said, an arm and a leg. Adam said, "what can I get for a rib?" and the rest is history.
2006-07-06 16:33:29 · 21 answers · asked by Wise ol' owl 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think about a 4. I like this one better.
God asked Eve why she was bummed out. Eve said she was lonely. God said, I'll make you a husband. He'll hunt, gather wood, and keep you happy in bed. Eve said, What's the catch? God said, "You have to let him think that he came first."
2006-07-06 16:38:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
2
2006-07-06 16:37:44 · answer #2 · answered by little_mad_cherry 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5
2006-07-06 16:35:15 · answer #3 · answered by gimmieswag 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9
2006-07-06 16:36:24 · answer #4 · answered by kojak0527 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8 1/2
2006-07-06 16:44:02 · answer #5 · answered by lovely 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4/10. Saw that one coming
2006-07-06 16:36:11 · answer #6 · answered by cocoanutt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha if i were a man, 9/10, but since i'm a woman 3/10
2006-07-06 16:35:46 · answer #7 · answered by serenitynow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard that one before I rate it 5
2006-07-06 16:35:37 · answer #8 · answered by Wendy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO 10/10
2006-07-06 16:35:45 · answer #9 · answered by heidielizabeth69 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have to say a 1, not a very good joke!
2006-07-06 16:35:37 · answer #10 · answered by lsubetty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋