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I believe it was the egg. Because what ever laid the first chicken egg was not yet a chicken, but what hatched from the egg was what we now know as a chicken. Evolution. I don't want someone to agree with me I'll give 10 to the best arguement for the chicken.

2006-07-06 16:16:37 · 11 answers · asked by Fly 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

I believe it was the egg. Because what ever laid the first chicken egg was not yet a chicken, but what hatched from the egg was what we now know as a chicken. Evolution. I don't want someone to agree with me I'll give 10 to the best arguement for the chicken. And just to add nick, im not asking which came first i know it's the egg but am interested in arguments for the chicken, just for a bit of fun

2006-07-07 00:20:47 · update #1

11 answers

fish lay eggs to so the egg predecessors the chicken by a few hundred million years at least funny huh

2006-07-06 16:24:58 · answer #1 · answered by thegreatone3381 3 · 8 8

While I agree with Evolution so technically the blue-green algae came before all, I'll set that aside and try to tackle your question.
The chicken came first. How would a chicken know it was a chicken without a chicken as a parent? Now you may ask where the chicken came from? Well you see, it went like this: A male crow saw a sexy young kitty cat walking along the beach one day. Ignoring his biological restrictions, and the fact that the cat is more his enemy than a suitable sexual partner, he flew down and started, well, you know, with the cat. The cat, being from a home where sex is an open and often explicitly expressed gesture of friendship, she allowed the crow to do his business. A few months later the cat gave birth. Now the cat is an animal who gives live births, so there was no need for an egg. But the animal that came out was white and black, had feathers, and couldn't fly all that well. It was however, a very pesky little creature, just like a cat. And then that cat named her daughter, chicken. And a few years later that chicken ran into another a chicken who had been born in the same fashion by the cats older sister. They met, fell in love and had some great chicken sex. Then the mother chicken laid an egg. And that's how the chicken came first.

2006-07-06 16:48:21 · answer #2 · answered by MED_SCHOOL 3 · 3 0

http://www.aeb.org/kidsandfamily/which_came_first.htm

If you believe in the Bible, the chicken came first. "And the evening and the morning were the fourth day. And God said, 'Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven'." Genesis 1:19-20. Chickens are a type of fowl, so the Christian Bible says that chickens came first.

If you have a different religion, you might have a different belief about the how the treasures of the earth came to be. In the science of evolution, both chickens and eggs came before man. Since both the birds and the eggs were on earth first, historians weren't around to record which came first.

Whichever answer you gave, it's okay. A chicken can't be born without a chicken egg and a chicken egg can't be laid without a chicken. Both chickens and eggs are important!

2006-07-06 16:22:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

The chicken came first because an egg just lays there. Chickens have legs, and they taste good too. Ask the Coronel.

Philosophically speaking, the chick en come first because it is a real chicken, the egg is only a potential chicken, ask an existentialist.

2006-07-06 16:37:39 · answer #4 · answered by LORD Z 7 · 1 2

I believe it must have been the chicken that came first. Or more accurately, the organism that most closely resembled the chicken. It had to have evolved enough to begin the evolution into the actual chicken.

When organic compounds were formed, they somehow combined into more complex things that evenually became organisms. Therefore, the "chicken" had to have come first in order to begin laying eggs from which hatched organisms that evolved into our "familiar" chickens... over a long... long.... time. Yeah! =D

2006-07-06 16:27:24 · answer #5 · answered by Marina 2 · 1 3

The chicken came first. Source: The Holy Bible, Genesis, Chapter 1.

2006-07-06 16:25:21 · answer #6 · answered by christiangirl 1 · 2 2

can't be egg without chicken to lay it or keep it warm

2006-07-06 16:23:34 · answer #7 · answered by steeve 1 · 1 0

how can there be egg w/o Chicken?? i think the rooster came first myself.

2006-07-06 16:21:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

chicken comes first.

2006-07-06 16:19:53 · answer #9 · answered by scratchwhiplash 5 · 4 0

hey i have a better answer....

chicken came first, because god cannot lay eggs...

i think i deserve my 10 points........

2006-07-06 16:23:37 · answer #10 · answered by dancingdoll 3 · 0 2

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