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Im going to sleep now. I just wonder what I should ask my Mom to read me as a bedtime story. The Three Bears ? Godzilla ? The planet of the apes ? ( ohhhhhhhh...that sounds exciting! ) Tarzan ? ( ahhh...been there...done that.. with that old fossil atheist that jumped out of the goo )....ummmmm...Darwins origin of species ? Nahhhhhhh...enough of fun and fiction. I have to grow up some day ! Maybe my Quantum physics study program ? wait! Ahhhhh...the sweet and precious lord Jesus Spirit is sweetly Present. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...what an ever present sweet and precious Lord Jesus. Good night my sweet atheists...I love you all !! I bid thee ado ! May I count on you to be here tomorrow with your usual compliments and loving advice ? Yes...I knew it...may angels carry me to my sweet rest for the night and for you....ummmmmmmmm...YOOOOOO!!! tarzan! Cheetah! Move over ! Guess whos coming to sleep over ! ( ok guys..ur in!..dont stay up to late watching planet of the apes reruns )..kissezz annie

2006-07-06 16:11:39 · 13 answers · asked by ? 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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HUGGLES!!!11!! <3 <3! You should read something by Steven King. :o)

2006-07-06 16:20:00 · answer #1 · answered by Antique Silver Buttons 5 · 0 0

I recommend you read the collected works of the great fiction author little_morphing_annie - It's guaranteed to put you to sleep faster than warm milk or sheep-counting.

If it doesn't put you to sleep, it might make you catatonic :) That's similar enough to be getting on with, I figure...

I'd be happy to give you a good-night hug, but if the sweet and precious Lord Jesus Spirit is sweetly present, seems to me he could do the job better than I could... Maybe even tuck you in and sing a lullaby...

Or is that why you need the comfort of a good-night hug? Because when you close your eyes and are left alone with your thoughts, you secretly sense that horrible absence... and treasure human contact in the absence of divine contact. I understand, hon, most of us have felt it at one time or another. It can cause agonising nights of self-questioning. Better go back to the warm milk, just to be sure...

:)

Peace

2006-07-07 03:41:17 · answer #2 · answered by XYZ 7 · 0 0

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Na, na, Edsawyer what do you say?
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Thiz girl needz buying a little kitten, and give it a pencil, and the kitten will write an automatic story, and it will start like thiz:
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Once upon a time there waz an Olive Flower Girl. She waz alone in the city, and drinking too much jello. People tried to tell her that you are supposed to eat it, and not so much at a time, but she wouldn't listen because she loved the colour lime. "LIME_JELLO" it waz her favourite colour, and when she bought a swimsuit it waz indeed LIME_JELLO. One day, she looked into the Internet, and lo! behold! The girl that loved LIME_JELLO so much saw the colour pattern on the Yahoo! Answer website, and that waz it. Ever since, she has spent much time writing in here, and we all can understand why. IT'S EAZY. Or is it?
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What do I know?
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Goodnight, Olive Flower Girl! Goodmorning!

2006-07-07 11:20:30 · answer #3 · answered by reading_is_dangerous 3 · 0 0

Nighty nighty, silly blighty. Praise the Lard...read the babble.

2006-07-06 23:17:10 · answer #4 · answered by morladoodle05 2 · 0 0

Try reading "Sleeping Beauty" again.

If you're lucky, you'll get kissed by a dwarf & come back to life.

2006-07-06 23:15:21 · answer #5 · answered by oaksterdamhippiechick 5 · 1 0

Finish your whiskey before you go to sleep. You don't want the dog drinking it. He might start having your delusions.


*BIG HUGS*

good night

try to sober up before you go to school tomorrow.

2006-07-06 23:16:24 · answer #6 · answered by Left the building 7 · 0 0

I'm a Christian.Good night.Jesus Loves you.

2006-07-06 23:18:09 · answer #7 · answered by robert p 7 · 1 0

try reading the Bible.

you need help.

2006-07-06 23:29:09 · answer #8 · answered by Julie 2 · 1 0

hey your question put me to sleep also. so I guess we are sleeping together.

2006-07-16 17:46:10 · answer #9 · answered by Hannah's Grandpa 7 · 0 0

o boy I started getting bored reading snore!!!!!!!!!!! nite nite

2006-07-06 23:13:28 · answer #10 · answered by cutiepie81289 7 · 0 0

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