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My girlfriend is really stuck and nail polish wont work. You should see her thing hanging out hahah. She's yelling at me but it's hard to take her seriously when shes half naked sitting on the toilet. Should I super glue her lips too? This is actually kind of turning me on.... Do you think I should take advantage of this?

2006-07-06 16:10:41 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

20 answers

You have to use ACETONE nail polish remover. And yes take advantage.

2006-07-06 16:12:41 · answer #1 · answered by loveorlust06 5 · 0 0

If this is for real then you'd better call 911 NOW-before you cause some sort of permanent damage for the glue can damage her skin and the underlying tissues. Are you always a this irresponsible and S....D. or does it come and go for this is not your brightest moment-Hope she 1-dumps you 2 gets you professional help 3 does not visit you for this may by against the law-causing bodily harm and to avoid really serious law problems for yourself CALL 911.

2006-07-06 23:19:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

why in the blue hell did u put super glue on the seat in the first place? u might want to take this serious is u ever want to get some from ur girl again!

2006-07-06 23:14:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

whats the problem with u? is it her nail polish or the glue or ur girlfriend? u r al mixed up..let me solve ur problem. get aceton and use it then get ur girl friend a clear nailpolish that would work.otherwise, kick her out hahaha

2006-07-06 23:16:50 · answer #4 · answered by sasa 4 · 0 0

I think this is not really happening. If it is, it is not funny. Imagine if YOU were stuck to the toilet. You know what? That is NOT a turn-on.

2006-07-06 23:14:03 · answer #5 · answered by I am Sunshine 6 · 0 0

take advantage only if she's willing to participate
if she's not use nail polish remover with acitone and she'll pop right off

2006-07-06 23:14:06 · answer #6 · answered by yogi 1 · 0 0

im thinkin you probably really didnt do this
but it is funny that you asked
if you seriously did do this
call 911
and get ready to be without a girlfriend

2006-07-06 23:15:30 · answer #7 · answered by â? `·.â? Â·.ŽIÃ?pY AnN.·â? .·´â?  2 · 0 0

yes yes and yes but if its to hard to get her off call the ambulance
they know what to do
if you have to though undo the seat so she can move around with her can to the can lid

2006-07-06 23:24:02 · answer #8 · answered by jrmy 3 · 1 0

oh that is great, love it, you have my rolling on the floor laughing my a$$ off, thanks, you just made my day, well hell take all the advantage of it and use it, see if she ever bugs you about putting the seat down again...lol...thanks, that is some funny fuckenshit...lol

2006-07-06 23:18:40 · answer #9 · answered by popeye 3 · 0 0

welll i really dont know but y u even put glue in it....ye atake advantage this is funny hahaha

2006-07-06 23:17:52 · answer #10 · answered by GOD-lova 2 · 0 0

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