I was just pounding one out and splooged all over my new plasma screen.....Jenna Jameson has the nicest vag, I would love to lay some pipe with that broad.
2006-07-06 16:06:36 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You will have to ask Him when you stand at the judgment bar. He may tell you all about what you think about Jenna Jameson, Revelation 20: 11 And I saw a great white throne, and him that sat on it, from whose face the earth and the heaven fled away; and there was found no place for them. Revelation 20: 12 And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works.
2006-07-06 16:13:33 · answer #1 · answered by Ray W 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's still waiting on the L train to arrive. Then, there's the traffic stops, then the airport checks, then the drug screens, alcohol tests, and blood tests, then the pat downs and the interrogations, then its on to the background checks, visas, passports, and on and on and on...welcome to hell Mr. Christ!
2006-07-06 23:13:00 · answer #2 · answered by morladoodle05 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you believe that everything in the universe is God's will, then"
Satan is God's will. So is murder, adultery, kidnapping, suicide, homicide, burlgary, natrual disasters, and corrupt people.
Here is the full answer: GOD DOESN"T EXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
2006-07-06 23:10:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he's not going to return because he doesn't exist. if he did, he would have been here by now.
2006-07-06 23:17:20 · answer #4 · answered by TurtleBeak 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋