The first jumps up on the barstool and says "got corn?"
the bartenders says . "we're a bar.. we don't have any corn."
The second jumps up on the barstool and says "got corn?"
the bartender says "look you just heard me tell your friend we dont have any. what is this a joke?"
The third one jumps up on the stool and the bartender interrupts him. "If you ask me 'got corn' I'll nail your beak to the bar"
the third duck says "got nails?"
bartender gets a funny look and says "no"
the duck says "got corn?"
2006-07-06 16:02:54 · 19 answers · asked by gorg515 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think the ducks are pissed off at their portrayal in the media
examples: Donald Duck
Scrooge McDuck
Daffy Duck
etc.
2006-07-06 16:07:34 · answer #1 · answered by theuntouchablejdub 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A guy rushes into the bar and asks what is the most expensive drink he has? The bartender replies, The Titanium Missile, $250.00 a shot. THe guy says, "Oh, yeah" give me two doubles of that. You would need it if you had what I had. THe bartender serves him. He downs both in two seconds. Breathes deeply and says, give me two more. You would need it if you had what I had. The bartender puts two more on the bar and asks, what do you have? The guy downs both in two seconds and replies, "I have a dollar sixty-five."
2006-07-06 16:12:55 · answer #2 · answered by Wise ol' owl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My godfather used to inform that comic tale to me as a baby! except extra like this: A string went right into a bar, even if the bartender stated "we do not serve strings the following". So he went outside and requested a guy to tie him right into a knot and pull aside his ends. He walked back into the bar and the bartender stated "hi, are not you that exact same string I in simple terms threw out of the following?" and the string spoke back, "No, i'm a frayed knot".
2016-10-14 05:01:22 · answer #3 · answered by hanrahan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You left out the part about each one carrying a nun and a bottle of crazy glue as they came in.
2006-07-06 16:08:27 · answer #4 · answered by this_isridiculous 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The third duck just graduated from university...
Have brain!!
Huahua...
2006-07-06 19:54:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
clever joke but wats ur question
2006-07-06 16:06:14 · answer #6 · answered by Wonderboy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i got nails, the bartender can borrow my nails, or he can use his on his fingers!!!!!! i got a hammer too!!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-06 16:07:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-07-06 16:33:59 · answer #8 · answered by little_mad_cherry 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get the joke or the question...?
2006-07-06 16:05:39 · answer #9 · answered by Ben C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2006-07-06 16:05:30 · answer #10 · answered by Erik 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋