1 a successful man is 1 who makes more money then his wife can spend a successful women is 1 who can find such man
2 marriage is a 3 ring circus engagement ring wedding ring suffering
3 my girlfriend told me i should be more affectionate so i got 2 girlfriends
4 a man meets a genie the genie tells him he can have whatever he wants provided that his mother in law gets double the man thinks for a moment then says ok give me a million dollars and beat me half to death
5 men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry
6 how do most men define marriage a very expensive way to get your laundry done for free
7 a little boy asked his father daddy how much does it cost to get married and the father replied i dont know son, im still paying for it
8 a man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wfie did
9 love is blind but marriage is an eye opener
2006-07-06 15:54:49 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What's wrong w/ all of yous? This is pretty funny stuff.
Juan, you always have these great lists of stuff, ur hilarious.
Thanks.
2006-07-06 16:01:12 · answer #1 · answered by bugs bunny 3 · 5⤊ 5⤋
There's an old James Gang (Joe Walsh) tune that goes like this and I think is the answer you're looking for:
"...Blue for the blue that I feel when I'm feelin' down... Feelin' down on the ground... that could be most any day...
Green for the eyes, take a look around when the sun goes down, and the sun goes down in the strangest way...
Red for the light, gotta stop this thing, find a song to sing, that is everything that I meant to say... Meant to say...
3 for the mice that are blind - never see the good that is done 'cuz the bad - It's too late to see...
2 of us make it easier to read the signs, memorize the lines, play w/me...
1 f/the road, I'll be on my way, come another day when the things we say find a way to be... way to be...
Autumn calls f/a change of gear, bringing winter near us - greens to brown - and the sky's a sign...
Wintertime is a razor-blade that the devil made, It's the price we paid for the summertime...
Spring days come, it's hard to know where the rain comes from, where the children go... It's a nursery rhyme... Nursery rhyme...
2006-07-06 23:18:23 · answer #2 · answered by KnowhereMan 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm Married!! 5 years and still happy!!
2006-07-07 07:23:36 · answer #3 · answered by mizbehavingirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO Loved 4 :)
2006-07-06 23:39:33 · answer #4 · answered by heidielizabeth69 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was never married.
2006-07-06 23:15:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
is this a poll or a puzzle?
2006-07-06 22:58:47 · answer #6 · answered by §}:{§ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm so confuussedd!!!!
2006-07-06 23:00:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
so what's your point????
2006-07-06 22:57:27 · answer #8 · answered by yogi bear 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
CONFUSED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-06 23:45:05 · answer #9 · answered by little_mad_cherry 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋