A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and were on the fire truck ready to go.
From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night. The next night he came home from work and yelled, BELL 1 The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled BELL 2, the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled BELL 3, they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled BELL 4 What the hell is BELL 4? asked the husband?
ROLL OUT MORE HOSE, she replied, YOURE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE.
2006-07-06 15:51:58 · 27 answers · asked by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
LMAO!! Best joke I have heard in a long time!!!
2006-07-06 15:53:51 · answer #1 · answered by MNM0103 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ill give that a 10
2006-07-06 15:55:59 · answer #2 · answered by Littlefrog 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny.
2006-07-06 15:56:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Firemen should check out there hoses before they go to the fire!
2006-07-06 15:55:43 · answer #4 · answered by Elwood 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol very funny... thats the best joke i have heard in a long time.
2006-07-06 15:59:36 · answer #5 · answered by Megan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats soo f_uckin funny
2006-07-06 15:55:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! thats funny. I'll have to pass that round the firehouse.
2006-07-06 15:53:53 · answer #7 · answered by sshazzam 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not the size of the hose but the power in it.
2006-07-06 15:59:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is soooooo cute. thanx 4 the laugh
2006-07-06 15:54:57 · answer #9 · answered by ***BUTTERFLY*** 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Now thats a great joke! Well, I hope that you are joking LOL
2006-07-06 15:55:08 · answer #10 · answered by sharethalove 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋