2006-07-06 15:42:22 · 8 answers · asked by Evan 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Firm It Up
One morning while making breakfast, a man walks up to his wife and pinches her on her butt and says, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle."
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence.
The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said, "You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silence response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis.
With a death grip in place she said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your brother.
2006-07-06 18:44:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How can you breath through that trunk, it's so small
2006-07-06 22:50:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't want to deprive you of the pleasure of doing it yourself.
2006-07-06 23:31:41 · answer #3 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what did 50 cent say to his grandma after she knitted him a sweater??
Gee you knit?
2006-07-06 22:49:50 · answer #4 · answered by OldSchoolBetty 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what does a fish say when he runs into a wall...
dam.
2006-07-06 22:46:18 · answer #5 · answered by Parker M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
doesnt sound very fon to me.
2006-07-06 22:57:31 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no spank you very much.....
2006-07-06 22:45:29 · answer #7 · answered by SuNnY BlOnDe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
err....ohhhh
2POINTS!!!
2006-07-13 18:34:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋