1. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't
they just stale bread to begin with?
2. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?
3. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
4. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
5. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
6. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
7. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me .....they're cramming for their final exam.
8. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? toothpicks?
2006-07-06 15:41:27 · 7 answers · asked by stephie541 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Those were good! Here's a couple more...
1. Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
2. If nothing sticks to teflon, how do they get it to stick to the pan?
2006-07-06 16:15:50 · answer #1 · answered by yomomma 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cool stuff!, but did U at least think of the answers 1st?:)
2006-07-06 16:00:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm makes me wonder... why do they park in a driveway, drive in parkways...FUNNY stuff you got there...goose to geese but not moose to meese..
2006-07-06 15:49:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love these, they made me laugh out loud.
2006-07-06 15:44:48 · answer #4 · answered by nicole 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YES!!!..wait what was the question?lol...jk
2006-07-06 15:59:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee Hee Hee! Thanks!!!
2006-07-06 17:07:57 · answer #6 · answered by *ღ♥۩ THEMIS ۩♥ღ* 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-06 15:47:53 · answer #7 · answered by auntkarendjjb 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋