1. well, this day was a total waste of makeup
2. a hard on doesnt count as personal growth
3. i started out with nothing and still have most of it left
4. you! off my planet!
5. if i want to hear the pitter patter of tiny feet, ill put shoes on my cat
6. the bible was written by the same people who said the earth was flat
7. did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
8. sarcasm id just 1 more service we offer
9. whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed
10. suburbia: where they tear out all the treesand then name the streets after them
11. im not your type. im not inflatable
12. can i trade this job for whatevers behind door number 2?
13. nice perfume. must you marinate in it?
14. to many freaks, not enough circuses
15. i thought i wanted a career. turns out i just wanted pay checks
16. how do i set the laser printer to stun?
17. it isnt the size, its the... no, its the size
2006-07-06 15:38:22 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Pretty Good. Might I add a few:
18. I call her my step-mother because I want to throw her down the steps.
19. I would love morning, if it started about four hours later.
20. Better pissed off than pissed on, unless you are on fire.
21. He who dies with the most money is dead.
22. Athiest: One who believes the unbelievable.
23. 100% sure contraceptive-Lorraine Bobbit
24. I lost my phone number can I have yours.
25. A lack of preparation on your part does not constitute and emergency on my part.
26. What part of NO! didn't you understand?
27. How safe can air travel be if we are starting at the terminal?
28. Why do we call it life insurance since it's effective when we die?
29. Your baby is so ugly she's breast fed with a straw.
30. I hear you graduated 9th in your class. But there were only 7 in the class.
31. Your brother is so dumb, he went to the zoo to see the Easter Seals.
32. If you wake up dead tomorrow, don't tell me about it.
2006-07-06 16:04:43 · answer #1 · answered by Wise ol' owl 6 · 6⤊ 7⤋
No, but I will! I so like #11, and #17
2006-07-06 16:06:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those are pretty funny, and yes, I have used some of those.
I have also made one up (at least I think I made it up) it goes:
Just because your grandma kisses you, doesn't make you a playa
2006-07-06 15:45:03 · answer #3 · answered by prettycute4u62040 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have heard of about 5 of those ! Those are hilarious comments lol ! I just forgot to laugh !
2006-07-06 15:43:04 · answer #4 · answered by ChiefNickNameadvancer 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't know who but can't wait to find out. They are some real hoots.
2006-07-06 15:43:58 · answer #5 · answered by KenlKoff 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lots of people I bet
2006-07-06 15:42:43 · answer #6 · answered by scratchwhiplash 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋