I just piss all over it at night. So what's the point of putting it up?
2006-07-06 15:36:28 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
The seat should go in the "neutral" position (lid down) so it doesn't favor you or your gf. And for Christ's sake, turn on the light before you pee!
2006-07-06 15:41:18 · answer #1 · answered by blueskies7890 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How can you be that insensitive and actually even have a girlfriend?
Put the damn seat up when you piss and put it down when you're done. Anyone with an IQ Of over about 14 can do it.
If you honestly don't know why...put the seat up, turn around and sit your butt down on the toilet. Enjoy the cold, and the wet from where you just pissed all over the rim.
Then go into the other room and tell your gf you're sorry you're such a dummy.
2006-07-06 15:43:41 · answer #2 · answered by jimmy h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well first of all if you can't aim it maybe you should consider reconstrucive surgery. Secondly, if you want your girlfriend to fall into the toilet and then come back into the room only to beat you stupid *** then I suggest by all means leave it up. If you don't understand, well then what I am trying to say is you put the toilet seat down because if you had to put it up to pee, that must mean that it was down before you went. So just be respectful and put the damn toilet seat down!
2006-07-06 15:42:53 · answer #3 · answered by Honesty 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put it up when u pee and then put it back down. U wouldnt understand unless u are female. If she is a sound sleeper and goes to the bathroom from a dead sleep we dont check to make sure the seat is down. I dont know how many times i have fallen in the toilet when i had to pee when i was sleeping. It would be like us leaving the toilet seat up when u guys got to crap i mean try sitting on it with it up sometime and then maybe u will understand where she is coming from it is really quite uncomfortable.
2006-07-06 15:46:07 · answer #4 · answered by psycholilblondegirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The reason why she asked you to put the toilet seat up is cause she doesnt want sitting on your pee when she has to use it at night. Since our schlongs dont have target recticles and theres no night vision scope to mount it on our rods. The recoil of our blasters might spray all over the seat so by putting the seat up while we pee makes up for the lack of accuracy of in our firing systems. And you dont have a choice but to put the seat down again for your girlfriend cause her buns arnt big enough to cover the entire toilet bowl. lol
2006-07-06 15:43:53 · answer #5 · answered by Lawrence 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you're supposed to lift it, then use the toilet, then put it back down.
I don't see why it's always the guy having to put down the seat. I think the girl should have to put it up for the guy.
I guess girls are absent minded and keep falling in the toilet.
2006-07-06 15:39:34 · answer #6 · answered by JoeIQ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because girls piss with the toilet seet down and at night if we got to piss we dont want to fall into the toilet.
2006-07-06 15:42:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's just the same thing as opening doors for her. Helping her with her take her seat at a restaraunt, etc. You know all those things your momma tried to teach you.
It's a respect thing. Show your woman some respect and she won't dump your lazy butt.
And you won't pee all over it at night if you lift it to pee then put it back down for her you are done
2006-07-11 04:33:26 · answer #8 · answered by waterfowlwidowmaker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is common couresty. You spread less germs when flushing if the seat is down. Should a woman put the seat up when she is finished. I don't think so. It also looks better if the seat is clean and the inside is nasty.
2006-07-06 15:52:03 · answer #9 · answered by Lilybell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think she wants it down when you are DONE pissin....but honestly, why can't SHE put it down? Seems to me this is the dumbest thing to b*tch at your man for...I mean, if she doesn't want her a*s to hit the water then she best be puttin the seat down...dee dee dee
And in all actuality for sanitary purposes the complete lid should be closed before flushing anyway...or else you will be spewing fecal and urine matter all over your bathroom....I mean..you do keep your toothbrush in the bathroom right? Put two and two together and close the complete lid before flushing..problem solved.
2006-07-06 15:41:28 · answer #10 · answered by Sharlala 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a girl thing we like the seat down because it looks better that way as if it's more cleaner...lol. But we still end up seating down in the guy's urine when we sit down on the seat anyways. It sucks having a wet butt that's all I have to say:P
2006-07-06 15:41:06 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋