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ok so theres a newlywed couple who just got married. the husband alone goes to the airport to buy two tickets for their vacation to EUROPE. he buys one round trip for himself, but only a one-way for his wife. (by the way the wife is reli rich) the airport man is confused, but says "allrite"
LATER
at their 5th story hotel, the couple is eating at the 1st floor for dinner. she says "i'll be right back..i'm going to the restroom" so she goes on the elevator and goes up to the 5th floor. but when she goes to the restroom, nearby, theres a balcony. she goes outside and says "wow.. wat a nice view.." and admires it for a second rite b4 a guy wit a black suit cums and pushes her off. now shes dead.
THEN
back in the U.S. where they live, a man wakes up and reads the newspaper. the title says "a woman suicides while on a a honeymoon" but he says to himself "NO..IT CANT BE A SUICIDE. ITS A MURDER!"

my two questions are:
1.) who is the guy reading the newspaper?
2.) how does he know?

2006-07-06 15:24:30 · 33 answers · asked by ♥~HEARTs~♥ 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

by the way Mz. Molina already got it.. :) shes getting the 10 pts tomorrow..

2006-07-06 15:29:36 · update #1

HINT HINT 4 those who didnt get it yet..
the guy reading the newspaper IS NOT the husband.. the HUSBAND is still in europe.

2006-07-06 15:34:53 · update #2

33 answers

the man reading the newspaper is the one who sold the tickets..and he knows jus there was a one way and a round-trip. and just incase you wanna know the husband killed her for the money

2006-07-06 15:28:30 · answer #1 · answered by Mz. Molina 1 · 1 0

the airport man
he saw that the husband had bought a round trip ticket for himself, but only a one-way for his wife. the wife was rich so the husband would inheret the money. (I started typing this when there were still 0 answers)

2006-07-06 15:42:53 · answer #2 · answered by brad l 2 · 0 0

The guy reading the newspaper is the guy who
pushed her off the balcony.
He knows it was murder,because he was the one
who pushed her off.
Note: He read the paper " in the U.S.,after he wakes up",so after he committed
the crime,he had time to catch a plane and fly to the U.S.

2006-07-06 15:35:28 · answer #3 · answered by loves watching deer 3 · 0 0

The airport man, because of the tickets (one - way ticket for the wife)

2006-07-06 15:29:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The airport man . He knows or thinks he knows because of the tickets purchased

2006-07-06 15:29:22 · answer #5 · answered by da_hammerhead 3 · 0 0

the airport man because of the tickets about one being round trip and the other just one-way

2006-07-06 15:31:35 · answer #6 · answered by Susy 1 · 0 0

The hotel they are in is in Europe. The husband pushes her, and flies back home (hence the 2 way for himself and the one way for her).

The husband is the one reading the paper and he knows because he did it. :)

2006-07-06 15:32:54 · answer #7 · answered by My Avatar 4 · 0 0

It's the airline reservationist. He remembered that the man only bought a one-way ticket for the wife.

2006-07-06 15:30:45 · answer #8 · answered by Kevin5280 2 · 0 0

1: The answer is the husband who have pushed her to death
2. I think he was dreaming asthough he and her honey went for a honeymoon. the husband has also bought a half way ticket for his wife. this proves it. but this is not a joke, na.

2006-07-06 15:30:47 · answer #9 · answered by Rajesh K 2 · 0 0

The airportman is reading the paper.
He knows because of the tickets the husband purchased

2006-07-06 15:30:43 · answer #10 · answered by MzzChaos 2 · 0 0

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