2006-07-06 15:22:57 · 16 answers · asked by briley4242 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
NCAA- No Class At All (Russell from Fat Albert)
NBC- No Blacks Channel
SNAFU- Situation Now All F*** Up
WB- Why Bother Network
NFL- No Fun League
2006-07-06 15:27:06 · answer #1 · answered by The Chaotic Darkness 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
MCSE
Minesweeper Consultant and Solitaire Expert
MBA
Mediocre But Arrogant
PhD
Piled High and Deep
IBM
I Blame Microsoft
WWW
World Wide Wait
ATM
Another Technical Mistake
DOS
Defunct Operating System
BASIC
Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
ISDN
It Still Does Nothing
LISP
Lots of Infuriating and Silly Parentheses
DEC
Do Expect Cuts
CA
Constant Acquisitions
PnP
Plug 'n' Pray
PC
Pretty Cheap
CD_ROM
Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2
Obsolete Soon, Too.
SCSI
System Can't See It
FORTRAN
Fortunately Our Readers Take Refreshers At Nightschool.
PCMCIA
People Can't Memorize Computer Industrial Acronyms
Macintosh
Most Applications Crush; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
APPLE
Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
MICRO$OFT
Mac Imitation from a Corrupt Roguish Organization Selling Only Faulty Technology
WINDOWS
Wholly Inadequate Needless Damned Outrageous Waste of Space
RTFM
Replace The Fan Motor
2006-07-06 22:26:41 · answer #2 · answered by Kryztal 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FORD = Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Ford = Fix Or Repair Daily
Ford = Found On Road Dead
EPCOT = Every Person Comes Out Tired
Delta = Don't ever leave the airport
FUBAR = F'd Up Beyond All Recognition
2006-07-06 22:26:47 · answer #3 · answered by Jim2386 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ford (in a rearview mirror): Driver Returned on Foot
Ford: Fix Or Repair Daily; Found on Road Dead; F***ed Over On a Raw Deal; Finest Off-Road Device; First On Race Day
Chevrolet: Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time
NASCAR: Non-Active Sport Created Around Rednecks (seen on bumper sticker on a pickup truck)
2006-07-12 19:31:25 · answer #4 · answered by all things mystical 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Acura: Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents
2006-07-06 22:27:06 · answer #5 · answered by My Avatar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LASER, RADAR, NATO, SEATO, ROBOT, CAD, UNESCO, UNICEF, WHO etc... Acronyms are shortforms which can be spelt as a word, right. NASA is NAtional Aeronautics Space administration and not what u have posted.
Use this link:
http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/
2006-07-06 22:36:05 · answer #6 · answered by Rajesh K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUBAR
F,ucked Up Beyond All Repair
2006-07-06 22:31:39 · answer #7 · answered by tybardy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
marines-Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Essential, Sir!
2006-07-06 22:40:34 · answer #8 · answered by kcbridgeman77 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
See you next Tuesday - C.U.N.T.
Just anothe F***n observer J.A.F.O.
need anothe seven astronauts N.A.S.A.
2006-07-06 22:34:07 · answer #9 · answered by ouwx104 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A.S.A.P Always Say A Prayer
FORD Found On Road Dead
2006-07-06 22:29:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋