first right answer will get 10 pionts
2006-07-06 14:55:41 · 25 answers · asked by KITTY 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thank you.
2006-07-06 14:57:42 · answer #1 · answered by Orpheus13 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea whoo hoo im drunk and im homeless because i spent all my money on beer and crap. and i lost the chance of haveing a happy life. thats what a homeless guy should say.
2006-07-06 15:01:40 · answer #2 · answered by atl_braves_lover 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll have a scotch on the rocks, hold the ice. Might as well leave the bottle.
2006-07-06 15:10:54 · answer #3 · answered by Optimistic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would rather have the money because I do not drink--i was homeless once
2006-07-06 14:59:45 · answer #4 · answered by piawom420 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch!
2006-07-06 15:03:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OUCH!!!1111111111
2006-07-06 15:08:26 · answer #6 · answered by . 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He looks around,and says,"Hey,where's that guy who was going
to buy me a drink?"
2006-07-06 15:15:19 · answer #7 · answered by loves watching deer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got milk?
2006-07-06 14:59:58 · answer #8 · answered by mrsdebra1966 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just give me the money, I need FOOD. (Only the smart ones say that)
2006-07-06 14:58:20 · answer #9 · answered by Linda 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not homeless.
2006-07-06 14:59:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know Bill W.
2006-07-06 14:58:44 · answer #11 · answered by Pat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋