A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Dont move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend youre a statue."
"Whats this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room. "Oh, its just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too."
No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep. Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk.
"Here," he said to the statue, "eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths for three days and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water."
2006-07-06 14:46:40 · 18 answers · asked by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-07-06 14:46:52 · update #1
LMAO!!! This was a GREAT joke!!! I am going to have to pass it on!!! Thanks for the laugh! I sure needed it today!!
2006-07-06 14:52:28 · answer #1 · answered by MNM0103 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I had to read it twice it was so funny! I'm bad at remembering jokes but I hope I can recall this one.
2006-07-06 21:51:35 · answer #2 · answered by scgleason74 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-07-06 21:50:14 · answer #3 · answered by Tabby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard that one awhile ago, but still a classic~
2006-07-06 21:50:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that one before still funny.
2006-07-06 21:58:29 · answer #5 · answered by Katie Girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one. Very funny.
2006-07-06 21:59:05 · answer #6 · answered by Crushed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my joke of the day for tomorrow at work. thanx!
2006-07-06 22:21:18 · answer #7 · answered by scratchwhiplash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke u got it good gurl.
2006-07-07 03:40:41 · answer #8 · answered by oaklandkc1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny and classic...and when you think of it that does happen in real life
2006-07-06 21:54:29 · answer #9 · answered by Emmie D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-07-06 22:59:34 · answer #10 · answered by tommy_simmons37 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋