(Please believers only).
2006-07-06 14:14:19 · 35 answers · asked by Joe 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Suffer the Children to come unto me..for they alone are without sin
2006-07-06 14:16:35 · answer #1 · answered by Stan B 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
How the hell should I know?
If Jesus really did come down to earth, people would think it's another schizophrenic convinced they're Jesus. Forget about it.
2006-07-06 14:31:53 · answer #2 · answered by Naked 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the old 10 covered it all ......
new ones ,,,,,,,,
Thou shalt no rock
Thou shalt not surf for porn
Thou shalt not curse
Thou shalt not watch tv
Thou shalt not be a fool
Thou shalt not eat too much
Thou shalt not listen to the media
Thou shalt not hear country music
Thou shalt not smoke
Thou shalt not drink beer
Thou shalt not smoke weed
Thou shalt not take drugs to get high
Thou shalt not go to R rated movies
Thou also shalt not take in a X rated movie
Thou shalt not rent dvds
Thou shalt not download or steel software
Thou shalt not go into bars
Thou shalt not tell white lies , a lie is a lie
Thou shall be nice or ELSE !!!
2006-07-06 14:27:14 · answer #3 · answered by Scott c 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's not coming. He's not saying anything. He died two thousand years ago, he's finished.
You asked for believers only. I'm a believer in reality.
2006-07-06 14:19:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
His first comment will be very similar to one of the last things he said when he was crucified and died on the cross for us... he said "Forgive them Father for they know not what they do".
2006-07-06 14:22:15 · answer #5 · answered by Martin A 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No god but Allah.
And Muhammad is his messanger.
In Islam,
Jesus will return and fight Dajal with Mahdi.
2006-07-06 14:16:33 · answer #6 · answered by marhadiasa_k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The same as before. Love the Lord thy God with all your heart, soul and mind.
2006-07-06 14:20:47 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Duuuudde I need a fix so bad!
2. where is the bathroom?
2006-07-06 14:18:58 · answer #8 · answered by yupi666 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am not Jesus, so how could I ever know this?
2006-07-06 14:17:30 · answer #9 · answered by Savage 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Father, it is finished."
Followed by the Earth's destruction in a great conflagration.
2006-07-06 14:23:03 · answer #10 · answered by loaferpost 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋