9 Things I Hate About Everyone?

Question

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their *** to search the entire room
for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the
channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I
paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a
choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then
there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

Answer 1

You copied my joke and posted it here!!!

Answer 2

Hee hee! These are the things I hate when people does it.

1.When I let a person use my eraser and ask it back, they ask, "What eraser?"

2.When they be mean to me by annoyingly kicking my chairs and saying bad stuff about me and then asks, "Hey, you Asian girl-- what's the answer to number 21?"

3.When they continuously eat all my chips and immediately leaves after it's gone.

4.When they make fun of a teacher who is bald by calling him Mr.Clean. (and that teacher was very nice, too!)

5.When other people just blabs it all out when the teacher said, "Be quiet." and gets me in trouble with them.

6.When kids talk $hit about me in Spanish. Darn you, Mexican people, I know what you are saying! I've been studying Spanish this summer!!! But most of the Mexicans are really nice...

7.When super ugly fat people think they're all that.

8.When blonde's are in my Softball Team.

9.Finally, when I tell them the answer by teaching them step by step, they smile and briefly yells, "Nerd..."

I'm still in Middle School, just in case you were wondering...

Answer 3

1...I hate it when people complain,, 'I mean god its not the end of the world get over it!' :P

2...I hate it when someone bites their nails,, 'C'mon if your hungry go eat somethin worth eatin geez' : |

3...I hate those people that ask you if your alright after a major accident,,'C'mon Ive just broken about 3 bones and need stiches to my head asap and cant move course im not alright' : (

4...I hate it when people brab about themselves and their belongings,,,'I mean wtf you think you're better then me?'...lol

5... I hate it when people say they dont lie,,,'umm like yeah whatever everybody lies duh' :D

6...I hate it when people use that saying "I cant even boil water",,, how dum...lol .... 'if your that dum not to know how to use a pot and stove surely your not that dum to not know how to use a kettle?? hhmm : )

7...I hate it when people alwayz ask me "what do you look like",,,
ummm ummm well hello? thats a toughy question isnt it we're all human... lol

8...even hate it when someone can see you strugling with something really heavy and they're jus standing there and they're like 'you alright with that' ....oh yeah mate im fine jus breaking my back here dont worry you jus continue to lay back there and do nothing ...... lazy bastard :D

9...I absolutely hate it when someone talks over the top of you and you cant get a word in... 'wake up will ya if you aint gonna listen to me well its pretty obvious it aint gonna be listening to you hey' ...
LoL : ) : ) : )

Answer 4

Haven't read all of them yet, but about the 2nd one.

Have you seen what's on TV. Usually the hunt for the remote is more interesting.

Answer 5

U forgot a biggie. People who go on-line and tell you 2 get a life!

Answer 6

You NEED to read the book "Don't You Just Hate That?" by Scott Cohen. I think you will really love it! And Scott Cohen is super nice, his Yahoo! e-mail is in the back of the book...:)

Answer 7

Hilarious, but not original. I've seen it before.

Answer 8

all of those think tick me off too...i feel your anger pal

Answer 9

This isn't a question, but I love you

Answer 10

that's 9 things you hate about everyone.and one thing i hate about you is STOP COMPLAIN TOO MUCH!!!!
thank you.