1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2..00
apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? What is Evian spelled
backwards? NAIVE
2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? (My sentiments exactly)
3. OK.... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
4. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it?
5. There are three religious truths:
a. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
b. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.
c. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters.
6. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
7. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
8. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
2006-07-06 13:48:52 · 21 answers · asked by stephie541 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I got more if u want them!!!
2006-07-06 13:55:03 · update #1
ok more have been posted
2006-07-06 16:45:02 · update #2
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2006-07-06 13:51:07 · answer #1 · answered by Baby girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow did you rip your hack jokes of some lame spam email youve been spreading around the office. your just one giant laughing factory arent you? keep pumping out those gems, dont stop, dont stop ever.. you should take these amazing jokes down to your local comedy club, try it out. see if people like hearing the same crap thats forwarded to their inboxes a thousand times.
2006-07-06 13:54:50 · answer #2 · answered by shooda487 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Those are some very good questions! Makes u think. Post more.
2006-07-06 14:04:40 · answer #3 · answered by Frankie_77♥♠♣ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA that's hella funny. I love it when ppl point out the weird offbeat things that are really funny but most ppl don't think about. Thanks for the info!
2006-07-06 13:55:21 · answer #4 · answered by barneys_assasin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Questions that make you go hmmmmmm. Keep them coming.
2006-07-06 14:04:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe,...naive.
2006-07-06 13:52:23 · answer #6 · answered by Ciano 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What word rhymes with orange?
2006-07-06 17:49:32 · answer #7 · answered by patoleduc68 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you take the wings of a fly is it a walk?
2006-07-06 13:52:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
didn't u just post this same thing a week or so ago
2006-07-06 13:52:21 · answer #9 · answered by nemraC 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow thats interesting
2006-07-06 13:50:51 · answer #10 · answered by Due 3/12/10 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋