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i heard this joke once and its cute and i think its funny. I know kind of how it goes but everytime i try to say it, it doesnt come out the way it is suppose to.

Me and the BF tell jokes (actually he tells the jokes) i really dont know any and this is my favorite, but everytime i try to say it he thinks i am a joke.
Please help...
the closest to what i think it is will get a 10

2006-07-06 13:25:20 · 4 answers · asked by Yonna1 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

4 answers

Egg and Chicken
28/XII/1998
So... there's an egg and a chicken laying together in a bed the chicken is laying there with this big satisfied grin on its face, smoking a cigarette.

The egg is just laying there on its side, facing away from the chicken.

Finally the egg mumbles.... "Well I guess we finally answered THAT question."

2006-07-06 13:31:12 · answer #1 · answered by . 3 · 1 0

there is an egg and a chicken lying in bed and then the chicken said "for the record I came first" lol check ya later ♥

2006-07-06 20:31:12 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0 0

hahahaha how shud i answer u
does the chicken has hav any hand if he has hand he was so hungry he was cooking the egg and eat it then another egg came and i can't think of anything except this hahahaha it made me laugh

2006-07-06 21:41:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

what came first the chicken or the egg?

2006-07-06 20:48:01 · answer #4 · answered by Baby Girl 911 2 · 0 0

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