2006-07-06 13:01:33 · 20 answers · asked by coleb1106 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
2 guys walked into a bar...the 3rd one ducked!
2006-07-06 13:21:30 · answer #1 · answered by Amanda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When it's raining cats and dogs what do you have to watch out for? Be very careful not to step on the poodles. That's my 5 yr old grandson's first joke!
2006-07-06 20:24:21 · answer #2 · answered by knowsnothing 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. What's the difference between an elephant and a dish rag?
A. 13 because ice cream has no bones.
2006-07-06 20:58:06 · answer #3 · answered by Mel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you kill a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
I'm not blonde so I'm not offended by the joke, I just think it is dumb.
2006-07-06 20:22:13 · answer #4 · answered by star29 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A screwdriver walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we have a drink named after you", the screwdriver answers "you have a drink named Bob?"
2006-07-06 20:04:55 · answer #5 · answered by Ana 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wanna hear a dirty joke?john fell in the mud
wanna hear a clean joke?he took a bath
2006-07-06 23:37:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 guys walked into a bar and the other one ducked
2006-07-06 22:03:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.
2006-07-06 20:06:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the chicken cross the road?
Just because!
2006-07-06 20:15:06 · answer #9 · answered by Daniel S. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's the difference between a duck?
(that's the whole joke)
2006-07-06 20:08:35 · answer #10 · answered by scratchwhiplash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋