What would Jesus's style look like today?

Question

My opinion is there's no reason he'd look like he did 2,000 years ago. I mean, the beard, the robes, the long hair? That fit the time, but it doesn't fit today. How do you visualize him in modern dress? ;)

Answer 1

He'd have skater hair, the facial hair would be a goatee or short and thin, but just around the chin (no mustache),jeans with distress holes, and a volcom shirt. He'd wear size 11 DC or Etnies shoes, and in the winter he'd wear a zildijan cymbals hoodie. O and he'd like boxers, not briefs. His car might be a hybrid hummer (hey, he works miracles). His fave bands would be story of the year, lostprophets, and sum 41. And his job would be a salesman. In other words, what I'd like 2 be at age 16 He's coming back anyway, just ask him when he gets here. No offense and sry if I gave ne1 a: heart attack/stroke/ulcer/hernia/etc. with that visual.

PS
I'm Muslim, and I believe he's not god, but he is coming back, he'd just have 2 lay low so the dajjaal (antichrist) doesn't find him until he (Isa/Jesus) is ready 2 come out and kill the guy.

Answer 2

Humble, In the Book of Peter (New Testament) it states that the outward appearance is not as important as the Spirit within. Here in the Northern Part of the US we still wear plad for winter, long hair, beards, the whole works. We don't really care about the looks just keeping warm in the winter. I would be honored to have Jesus sit in my home no mater what he looks like!!!!!

Answer 3

I think he would be a hippie throw back definately. Whats wrong with a robe and sandals. Anyway he was not into clothes, he had what was on his back and that was it. Even though his family was ok financially, being a carpenter was good even then. They didn't travel with gucci luggage then and now he would do the same, travel light,baby. He made his way as he went that was his philosophy.

Answer 4

Did you ever watch the show,Joan Of Arcadia? An interesting look at what God might look like if He came back to Earth. To borrow one of the characters that was God in an episode,I would say He would be a punk rocker or,who knows,maybe He would come back as a She like Alannis Morrisette did in the movie Dogma.

Answer 5

Clean-cut. No beard. Short hair. Suit & tie.
His life would still be squeaky clean.
There would be many people healed in His ministry.
Cancer, blind, deaf, crippled, dead raised.
Storms stopped.
Animals spoken into existance.
And He would never preach for money or be popular amongst religious organizations.
Very few people would recognize Him.
Most will forget they ever heard of Him.
Hey! Wait a minute...come to think of it, i've seen Him...
http://www.biblebelievers.org/genindex.htm

Answer 6

I think he would have a beard and dress casual. You see, he "fitted in" back then so he will fit in now in the present.

Answer 7

Something modest. Maybe a suit, short hair in a small pony tail, bangs?

- 16 yo Pagan

Answer 8

Well to make him mold into society, he'd have FUBU gear on, a backwards basketball cap on his head, and bling around his neck. Also, he'd carry a 9MM on his waist in case Lucifer decided to invade his turf.

Answer 9

Jeans and just a regular t-shirt.. and not having long hair.. well not girly long hair lol

Answer 10

black robe alligator slippers long black hair he would look like one of the supper hair designers.a star