Parrot jokers?

Question

wut u got
hit me with your best shot

Answer 1

what do you call a parrot with an umbrella?
poly-unsaturated.
a black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and sits down.the barkeep says "where'd ya get that thing?"
the parrot says "Jamaica."

Answer 2

The Parrot Boy

An old man is sitting on a bench in central park when a teenager with a rainbow hair-dyed mohawk spiked up like a punk rocker and a nose ring sits down next to him.

The man begins to stare at him for a long time in shock.

Then the teenager says, "What you looking at old man?"

The man replys, "Nothing, nothing."

Again the man begins to stare at him for a long time and the teen says, "What's your problem, old man, you never did anything crazy when you were a kid?"

The old man replies, "Yeah, the thing is when I was a teen I got real, real drunk and f_u_c_k_e_d a parrot, and I was thinking that you might be my son."