Whoever can make up the best joke about a blonde male Canadian gets 375 free Avatars or ten songs of their choice plus the ten points.
2006-07-06 12:18:56 · 20 answers · asked by MrBudbag 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Checkout the dimwitted creativity in the answers below.
2006-07-06 12:24:09 · update #1
To all who gave sarcastic or dimwitted answers,I would have just told a joke but I wanted you to use your mind and creativity.Looks like there wasn't much of either to use.
2006-07-06 12:32:17 · update #2
Hey guys,a small minority of Canadians are french,do you not even know that much?
2006-07-06 15:27:59 · update #3
Every Canadian I've ever talked to uses the word "about" and pronounces it correctly,not "aboot".The pronunciation "aboot" might work for some newfie jokes and all British jokes,but not Canadian.
2006-07-06 15:50:17 · update #4
This one time in band camp....i met a dumb blonde candian and he said i was like his dream girl so like i said why, he said because that gap between your teeth reminds me of hockey players.
2006-07-06 12:42:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 guys on an island. 2 Blondes from Canada and 1 Redhead from US. 1 blonde cuts down trees to build a raft to get off the island. 2nd blonde goes in search of a downed plane or something else to get off the island by. US redhead just walks across the bridge.
2006-07-06 19:24:14 · answer #2 · answered by knowsnothing 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
So this blonde male Canadian walks into a bar. He says to the bar tender, "What's the best drink you make?" The bar tender looks at him, noticing his accent and says, "Where are you from?" "Canada", the man replies. "Oh, Canada? Where-a-boots?"
The Canadian, being blonde, just scratches his head.
2006-07-06 20:02:42 · answer #3 · answered by liz 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What did the blond Canadian man say to the blonde American girl?
"How aboot some hockey, eh?"
Hehehe!
2006-07-06 19:21:47 · answer #4 · answered by EvilFairies 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What do you call a blonde Canadian male. A gay man's dream or the best marine electrician there is. Sorry my brother is straight so gay guys keep dreaming.
2006-07-06 19:21:44 · answer #5 · answered by Neilman 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Guy asks waitress, what do you call a stupid Canadian?
A French Dip!
I know...10,000 comedians out of work & I'M trying to be "funny"
2006-07-06 19:22:35 · answer #6 · answered by awnery 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Did you hear about the blonde canadian with agreat sense of humor? At least they thought he did until they found out he had dyslexia. "he, he"
2006-07-06 19:24:28 · answer #7 · answered by AdamKadmon 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How do you keep a dumb blonde Canadian guy in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow.
2006-07-06 19:23:26 · answer #8 · answered by PsiKnight9 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh boy another dumbass Canadian who thinks because he is blond we all want to help him , eh.
2006-07-06 19:21:08 · answer #9 · answered by windyy 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sorry, means nothing unless you hail from Newfoundland bye,
2006-07-06 19:23:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋