I'm an exotic meat inspector, and every time i say beaver a shock goes through my body what could cause this??

Answer 1

Maybe that guy standing behind you with a cattle prod?

Answer 2

It's a scientific syndrome called "Getalife". It only affects people of a certain mentality and immaturity level. When the word "beaver" illicits a shocking response, then the syndrome takes affect. I suggest you stop doing that thing you are doing with your hands or you will surely go blind. Leave the real work to the professionals.

P.S. Leave Jerry Mathers alone, what has he done to you.

Answer 3

Yeah it happens to me every time I see a beaver

Answer 4

Define "exotic meat inspector" lol

Answer 5

Your ex wife implanted an electrode in a private area. Remember? Elton John's song says it all........"The 'beaver' is back!"

Answer 6

You should then refer to beaver by its popular synonym, then you will avoid the shock.

Answer 7

Well, if you're only wearing a Speed and leather boots, what you're probably feeling is hypothermia - you're freezing to death in the meat locker!

Answer 8

Don't be scared of the beaver.

Answer 9

You got an electric eel stuffed down your britches, and it gets excited at the mere mention of it.

Answer 10

It is called compassion for the animals who are no longer you see everyday. I suggest you change jobs.

Answer 11

maybe you accidentally swallowed a beavor and when you inspect beavor meat, it bites you on the insides....