A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students, Harry who thinks he's too smart for the 1st grade wants to be in the 3rd grade. She took Harry to the Principal's office. The Principal discusses with Ms.Brooks and decides to give Harry a test. If he failed the test, he should go back to the 1st grade.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9."
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36."
The principal tells Ms. Brooks, "Harry is smart enough, he can go to the 3rd grade."
Ms.Brooks then asks the principal if she, herself, could ask Harry some questions. The Principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms.Brooks asks: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Harry, after a moment: "Legs"
Ms.Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
Harry: "Pockets"
Ms.Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants"
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2006-07-06 12:09:23 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ms.Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?"
Harry: "Coconut"
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms.Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
The principal's eyes opened really wide and tried to stop him from answering...
Harry replied: "Bubble gum"
Ms.Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"
Harry: "Shake hands"
The principal was trembling.
Ms.Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck"
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong..."
2006-07-06 12:09:57 · update #1
Yea ive heard it before, but its still a good joke
2006-07-06 12:13:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i have never heard of this joke. in the other side it is a very funny joke LOL i souldnt stop laughing good one
2006-07-06 20:09:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I'd never heard it before, but I didn't think it was too great. I guess I'm a stick in the mud.
2006-07-06 19:16:46 · answer #3 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
most definitely worth the all reading! good job. a 10.
2006-07-06 19:45:55 · answer #4 · answered by scratchwhiplash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
way funny one of the best jokes ive ever heard
2006-07-06 19:16:30 · answer #5 · answered by buttkicknsoccer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
almost as good as the little jonny jokes
2006-07-06 21:10:56 · answer #6 · answered by TO FAST TO FURIOUS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!!!
I've heard it before when someone else decided to write the joke!!!
2006-07-06 19:21:05 · answer #7 · answered by Vanessa<3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh I love it!! LOL!!! I have a gutter mind, so of course I got most wrong!!! LOL
2006-07-06 19:20:15 · answer #8 · answered by michellewentworth1983 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was my first time, that was funny.
2006-07-06 20:04:33 · answer #9 · answered by missesc0bar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AHAHA!!no but it was hilarious!Man,the principal was a perv.;P
2006-07-06 19:15:57 · answer #10 · answered by bubblesfreak 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋