1. what are you thinking about
2. do you love me?
3. do i look fat?
4. do you think she is prettier than me?
5. what would you do if i died?
2006-07-06 11:27:24 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ANSWERS:
1. having sex with other women.
2. not really.
3. i wasn't going to say anything but, since you brought it up... you have gained a few pounds.
4. i'm sorry, what was that? i was looking at that girl's incredible @ss!
5. thank god.
2006-07-06 11:35:20 · answer #1 · answered by Friendly Neighbor 5 · 9⤊ 1⤋
i would hope that guys would only be scared of question #2.
the other questions, boys, let me tell you:
1. this is a question that is dumb and doesn't get to the point of what SHE'S thinking about. if a girl asks you this, answer it HONESTLY, or answer it like this:
"is there something you want to talk about?"
2. this question can be scary, but answer it HONESTLY! if you don't love her, don't lead her on. please.
3. just say no.
4. see the above answer.
5. just say "I would miss you"
Questions 3 , 4 , & 5 are all manipulative questions that are either fishing for compliments or asking for a reason to fight. don't fall for it.
2006-07-06 11:34:50 · answer #2 · answered by cinnamongirl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh I used to be afraid. Now I am not because I know what to say.
1. How much I love you
2. More than yesterday
3. No! You're damn HOT!
4. You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.
5. I would cut off my wiener and become a monk
2006-07-06 11:31:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
not scared, just prepared:
1. how lovely you are
2. more than ever
3. Oh, gosh, not even close.
4. No one is prettier than you.
5. die of a broken heart
The only hard part is keeping a straight face.
2006-07-06 11:42:38 · answer #4 · answered by Kenny ♣ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not at all. Answers:
1. stuff
2. Yes, of course
3.NO!
4.Nah
5.I don't know.
2006-07-06 11:32:12 · answer #5 · answered by wichren 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the answer to these questions are,
1. hmmm?
2. hmmmhmm?
3. hmmmnmmm
4. nmmmm hmm
5. hMMMmmmmm (with a sigh)
regarding TYBARDY's answer
that is very true,, if those aren't the answers to the questions, then you do not have the right girl for you
2006-07-06 11:31:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those are questions a lady might ask if she was feeling insecure about herself for some reason. She's fishing for compliments. Maybe she doesn't get comlimented enough by her guy too?
2006-07-06 11:31:11 · answer #7 · answered by butterfliesRfree 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-14 05:00:46 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anything other than Tybardy's answers means you gone get yo azz whooped
2006-07-06 12:08:20 · answer #9 · answered by theuntouchablejdub 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
answers
1. you
2. yes
3. no
4. no
5. can't immagine life that way
anything other than these answers mean you don't have the right woman
2006-07-06 11:30:09 · answer #10 · answered by tybardy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋