who is thinking these when they are trying to get out of a crisis?

Question

1 insanity is hereditary you get it from your kids
2 there is absolutly no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation
3 happiness is merely the remission of pain and absence of worry
4 nostalgia isnt what it used to be
5 the facts although interesting are irrelevant
6 some1 who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real word
7 things are more like they are today than they have ever been before
8 anything worth fighting 4 is worth fighting dirty for
9 everything should be made as simple as possible but no simpler
10 friends may come and go and indeed they do but enemies accumulate
11 i have seen the truth and it makes no sense
12 suicide is the most sincere form of self criticism
13 if you think that there is good in everybody you havent met everybody
14 all things being equal fat people use more soap
15 if you can smile when things go wrong you have some1 in mind to blame
16 1/7th of your life is spent on monday

Answer 1

no,i'm thinking how to get out of that particular crisis

Answer 2

I don't. I can't think of anything when I'm in crisis. But thanks for these fillers when I am staring at blank space.

Answer 3

as if i where to read all that!
but im sure i think of a few!

Answer 4

no, but i think if those when i'm reading bumper stickers