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the munchin midget demonic squrriels in my mind are telling me to go on my roof and jump off. I want to listen to them because they are my friends, but I don't want to get seriously hurt. What should I do?

2006-07-06 10:56:23 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health Mental Health

7 answers

Jump. If they are telling you to do it, they won't let you get hurt.

2006-07-06 11:17:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Pile leaves and old mattresses around the exterior of the home, and place a football helmut on the roof, so whenever you yield to temptation and the voices, you can put it on as you get off the ladder and walk to the edge.

2006-07-06 11:04:51 · answer #2 · answered by nothing 6 · 0 0

tie yourself to the chair and call the friking psycologist

2006-07-06 10:59:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

feed them some peanuts then go see if you can find a life.

2006-07-06 11:00:01 · answer #4 · answered by seeker100 3 · 0 0

become one with the squirrels

2006-07-06 11:02:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

tell them to lighten up

2006-07-06 11:00:14 · answer #6 · answered by stone cold 4 · 0 0

close your eyes.....imagine you have a bb gun...shoooooot the damn squirrels

2006-07-06 11:18:01 · answer #7 · answered by running2adream 6 · 0 0

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