2006-07-06 10:39:14 · 11 answers · asked by brian h 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oops, spelt her second name wrong, but do you realise that this joke translates different in America?
2006-07-06 20:55:33 · update #1
try pronouncing it like WARE.
would it make her fanny wear.
like the 2 nuns in the bath first one says "Where's the soap?"
the second says "Yes it does doesn't it?"
2006-07-06 12:13:34 · answer #1 · answered by headcage 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Took me a wee while to work it out. I get it now, will it make her Fanny Smaller (am i right)
2006-07-06 10:46:35 · answer #2 · answered by cazzcull 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably - sorry I don;t get it...
How about Isla St Clair marrying Jimmy White - Isla White
2006-07-06 10:42:36 · answer #3 · answered by weanie_troosers 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(I think you mean Craddock, but never mind)
What noise does that Charlie lady on the gardening program make as she walks? Dimmock, Dimmock, Dimmock.
2006-07-06 14:04:40 · answer #4 · answered by Owlwings 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She can't 'cos she's dead.........
but....what if.....
Jerry Hall had married Brian Ferry - she'd have been Jerry Ferry......
Mick Jagger claims that he only went out with her to save her from this fate! - I suppose the fact that she was 'hot' had nowt to do with it; and is Jerry Jagger much better?!?
2006-07-06 12:55:23 · answer #5 · answered by franja 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dunno but if Eva Small married Ivan Legova ... would that make her Eva Legova!
or if Yu Yang married Adam Schitt, and took her favourite Italian food as her middle name ..... would that make her .... wait for it ..... Yu Pizza Schitt ?
and they have a daughter .... Donna Giva Schitt
2006-07-06 11:12:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-07-06 10:42:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
But what if whoopie goldberg married peter cushing??????
2006-07-06 10:48:04 · answer #8 · answered by The Wandering Blade 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
will there best man be ANGUS MCCOATUP a scottish cloak room attendant
2006-07-06 10:45:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
here! hahaha.. isla white woz funny as well
2006-07-06 10:43:53 · answer #10 · answered by Weapon X 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋