how do I date a can of beer?

Answer 1

why would you date a can of beer!!?? or well lol do what you do with regular girls ask her the beer out and she'll HAVE to say yes because she doesnt tlk see im genious!!!!!!!!!!1

Answer 2

Ok I've been waiting to answer this for a few years.

First, you have to tell the beer how you feel let it know why you chose it better than the 1,000 other kinds of beer out there. Let the beer feel special.

Second, make sure your beer isn't jealous. Because you may have to drink other beers to avoid from disposing of the one you are dating.

Also, remember, Beer is low maintanence, it will listen and never argue. Beer will also not run away with your credit cards. Beer also doesn't make you go shopping. So good choice just make sure you treat the beer right.

Answer 3

First of all you need to make sure that this is the beer you have is the right beer for you.

Then you need to make sure that the beer you've chosen will stick around for the long term. ( Don't wanna have a beer that's always going from mouth to mouth to mouth ya know....you don't need a triffling beer )

Make sure you really want to be there for the beer. Meaning never put the beer in a can ( it ruins the taste unless the beer is a Guniess ).

And finally, just have fun with the beer. The beer does'nt like to be left out on the counter. Take the beer around the house with you ( the beer does'nt like to just sit around all day ). Always try to make the beer feel good. The beer does a fantastic job of making you feel good.

Best of luck to you and your beer.

Answer 4

First, pick up some light beer so as not
to mention any weight problems,
then, open her up very carefully and
caress her form, tell her how cool
she feels, then slowly bring her to
your lips, stick your tongue into her
opening and absorb her taste, tell
her its the best beer you have ever
tasted, then, ask her very nice in a
low tone;
" would ye like to go out with me ?? "
Then if the beer doesn't go flat, take her
out to where ever you might want to
have her taste within you ...
Cheers

Answer 5

The usual . Walk up say hi, introduce yourself, some conversation and ask for a number, simple.

Answer 6

Im wondering the same thing

Answer 7

I guess you could try to stick your cock in the hole, but I'm not promising that it will come out in one piece... OUCH!

Answer 8

I have no idea how you would get one into a thong...

Answer 9

make sure it like you first

Answer 10

Just take it to the bed,... and f..k, it,...
good luck,....