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The other one said, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH a talking muffin"

That one just kills me.

2006-07-06 10:34:12 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

Funny stuff!

2006-07-06 10:36:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I love that one... it was on 2 and a 1/2 men once, except the muffin said "HOLY CR*P A TALKING MUFFIN!"

2006-07-06 10:36:52 · answer #2 · answered by aimeeee 3 · 0 0

haha! ive heard of that shaggy dog tale! haha have you ever heard this one? an extremely undesirable Day there grow to be this guy at a bar, basically finding at his drink. He maintains to be like that for one million/2 of an hour. Then, this super hassle-making truck motive force steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and basically drinks all of it down. The destructive guy starts off crying. The truck motive force says, "Come on guy, i grow to be basically joking. right here, i will purchase you yet another drink. i basically can no longer stand to work out a guy cry." "No, it is not that. on the present time is the worst of my existence. First, I flow to sleep, and that i flow late to my place of work. My boss, outrageous, fires me. when I flow away the development, to my vehicle, i found out it grow to be stolen. The police suggested that they are able to do no longer something. i'm getting a cab to return homestead, and when I flow away it, I bear in mind I left my wallet and credit taking part in cards there. The cab motive force basically drives away." "i flow homestead, and when I get there, i come across my spouse in mattress with the gardener. I flow away homestead, and are available to this bar. And basically whilst i grow to be questioning approximately putting an end to my existence, you take place and drink my poison." hahah!

2016-12-14 04:58:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Mmm talking muffins, my favorite.

2006-07-06 10:51:17 · answer #4 · answered by Robot♥Ninja xXx 2 · 0 0

LOL I have heard one like that about a chicken and a farmer and a kindergartner class

2006-07-06 10:37:14 · answer #5 · answered by shrnstum 4 · 0 0

Lol that is funny. That made me laugh.

2006-07-06 10:36:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

But not dead enough to write corny jokes.

2006-07-06 10:37:02 · answer #7 · answered by Kelli 5 · 0 0

uhhhhhhhhhhhh not funny
well kinda it made me smile

2006-07-06 10:37:34 · answer #8 · answered by [blahh] ™ 5 · 0 0

well both of them talk don't they well that a good joke!

2006-07-06 10:46:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

not funny

2006-07-06 10:37:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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